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Kamila: …Yeah, slip your blade right around there, cut just an inch or two below the skin, open up the artery and they’re down. Drained in less than a minute.

Rodolphus: …You’re scaring me now.

Kamila: What? Did you forget that I was a professional killing machine?

#Kamila #blood tw #violence tw #rodolph

Severus: You look pretty

Josephine: What did you say?

Severus: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY, GOODNIGHT

#severus #josephine

Mrs. Black: Why, Evan, you've grown so handsome. I bet you're breaking all the girls' hearts.

Evan: *nervous gay laughter*

#evan

Marlene: Alecto, my old friend.

Alecto: I think you tried to kill me at one point.

Marlene: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

#Alecto #Marlene

Lily: You're literally listening to turkey calls.

Alecto: Is this not rap?

#Alecto #Lily

Remus: At my age do you how I’m statistically most likely to die?

Dorcas: At the hands of your roommate.

Remus: An accident.

Dorcas: That's how I'm going to make it look.

#Remus #Dorcas

Ted: A dick is a heart if you believe

Helena:

Ted:

Helena: No

#ted #helena

Rodolphus, to Severus after a failed plan: Okay. I know you're mad, but before you say anything, yes, we screwed up. And yes, you warned us. And yes, I don't know where I'm going with this. But I do know this: I have reached the end of my sentence.

Severus: We were born for politics

Rodolphus: We have great hair

Severus: And we love lying.

#Severus #Rodolphus

Ted: It's nice to see *you* again.

Regulus: ...Are you talking to my butt?

Ted:

Ted: Yes.

#Ted #Regulus

Remus: I'm a real asset.

Dorcas: You're off by two letters.

#Dorcas #Remus