incorrect sanders sides quote

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Why is it that everytime I start doing things for myself and actually caring about my own feelings, I am "cold" and a "bitch"?

I almost NEVER fuckin give a shit about my own feelings, because everyone else comes first. Why is it that I can't care about myself without someone having an issue with it? Why is it that I can stand up to people on a daily basis but when I stand up to a loved one's bs all of a sudden its wrong to do?

Ya know what, fuck this. Fuck everyone, if they want to see me as an asshole, that's how I'm gonna act. I love them so I'm gonna make honest people out of them. If I act the part then they won't be lying.

I'm just so fucking done. Is it too much to ask someone to be happy that I am happy? And not be a cunt because my actions aren't solely to fucking please them or make them happy? I can't keep trying to live like that, struggling myself but making life sunshine and fuckin rainbows for someone else.

I don't have that kind of energy and I'm just starting to get sick of the people who expect it from me constantly. I'm NOT a happy go lucky person, maybe I was once, years ago, but that kid is gone, life took them and warped them into the cynical bitch I am today. I'm so fucking tired of keeping up the act of being happy when I want nothing more than to fall to the eternal slumber. Why can't anyone coddle me? Why am I the one doing all of the comforting? Why am I the one expected to take care of everyone else? I am one fucking person, and this one fucking person is so tired of dealing with bullshit.

All I fucking want is for someone to actually love me, not someone who can't handle me actually doing things for myself sometimes instead of always for them. If I can't be allowed to do self care at all? Then, why am I doing it?

All I crave are gentle touches and words or reassurance, warm hugs and snuggle time. Those shouldn't be so fucking hard to come by. They really shouldn't. I'm drowning and I have no lighthouse to swim towards and nothing but my own willpower to keep me at the surface.

[hey-i-forgot]

color🤖🐶🌟😈🐍🐙

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

oh my gosh your style is adorable!!!

[cuddliestbear]

LISTEN UP

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[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Logan: *has a nun halloween costume*

Patton: are you really gonna wear that?

Logan: dont

Patton: because i am having NUN of that

Logan: i hate you

Suggestion by: @memoextremo

[parano--vigilant]

How do you think Thomas would be like if the dark sides were the ones that 'helped' With thomas's problems instead of the light sides?

Okay so I may have run with this line of thought and created a swap au—

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Yes

[wordfather]

spicy™ dialogue™ prompts™

“At least you’ll die doing what you love; Walking into danger.”

“Here’s some cookies and some very bad news!”

“I have forgotten everything I’ve ever learned.”

“Let me keep that promise.”

“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.”

“Why am I always the funniest when no one is around to hear it?”

“Can you stay still for the next 20 minutes? No, I’m not drawing you.”

“Oh no, I feel bad- SYKE, no I don’t.”

“Next problem… we might die.”

“Wow, that was a great comeback.”

“Who is running this thing?!”

“You are aware that walls aren’t people, right?”

“Hey, go fill up your human needs.”

“Yeah, keep making jokes. That’ll win the war.”

“Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy.”

“I think… everyone deserves a chance to prove themselves.”

“I can’t help that I’m curious.”

“I know you. You’re a terrible person. But as the judge here, I will look at you in the unbiased way you don’t deserve.”

“The mountains are calling and I must skedaddle.

“Who says ‘nincompoop’?!”

“Things fascinate me. Why wouldn’t they, when you stop to give them thought?”

“Are you always so easily convinced?”

“Look, it’s difficult for me to isolate what I hate about you the most because there is so much to hate.”

“That’s an order. Obey.”

“Look, I don’t want to swear but; What. The frick!”

“As the most amazing person in the room, I’ll gladly accept that.”

“Now power down, sass robot.”

“The art of not being an idiot is extremely challenging for me.”

“That’s troubling.”

“Tell your story. Become words, become ideas… you never know what or who it’ll affect.” 

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Please same here.

[deathstroke-the-himbonator]

Another round of all The Lads

[sign-from-god-complex]

akhsvhcahc amazing 😆

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

A blessing

[illogicallyinclined]

okay but logan has already stated that perceptions of “good” v “bad” are largely subjective, and logic itself is a fairly neutral characteristic that can be applied in either positive or negative ways, so uhhhh – time to imagine logan chilling with the “dark” sides

this has been mentioned many times before, but its always fun to imagine logan and deceit bonding over the fact that they alone lie in possession of thomas’s brain cells

deceit: remus shaved off his eyebrows this morning.

logan: that’s nice. roman tried to open a can of corn with a sword and stabbed a hole through our kitchen table.

logan shows deceit his book full of stupid things that the others have said to him and deceit goes absolutely feral

deceit: HE DID NOT. NO.

logan, solemnly: he did

deceit: there is NO WAY that thomas asked you if fire was on the periodic table

logan and remus actually bond over medical documentaries and true crime shows; remus likes them because they are oftentimes 1) gross, and 2) disturbing. logan is fascinated by the science of medicine and the human psyche.

sometimes, when logan’s too worked up to function properly during an argument, remus will just,,, remus his way into the convo

logan: if you cut me off one more time, I’ll – I’ll –

deceit, nudging remus and muttering under his breath: go on

remus, at full volume: HE’LL RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH THE BONE FRAGMENTS

logan: … 

roman: … holy shit

logan comes to the “dark” sides near tears after a particularly frustrating conversation full of being spoken over and remus comes up with like 15 new threats on the spot 

i’ll probably add more later, but. yea.

[sign-from-god-complex]

!!!!!!!! good shit, op!!!

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

ROMAN BONUS ROUND

He visits his brother and Deceit because even if what Deceit says to him are lies, they make him feel good and Ro lives for that Validation ™️

Remus is his brother, so he does spend time with him and often they get into very creative battles. I.e. Roman will go at him with his sword and Remus does like weird shit to retaliate like changing the sword into a giant snake or like a cactus so it pokes Roman's hands

Him and Deceit have fucking dramatic vent sessions about each of their Sides. Like Roman complains that he is under appreciated and tells him how sensible the others are sometimes. And Deceit waxes eloquent on how much of a fucking gremlin Roman's brother is and that he wishes he had picked Roman instead of Remus. (One of the true-er things he's said. Sometimes Snake boi needs a break from the nasty trash Goblin)

Remus and Roman have create-offs, where they try to outdo each other in the weird things their Creativeness can make.

Deceit will sit their and listen to Roman talk about the other sides wistfully, because Thomas appreciates them and not him. So, he kinda jelly but living vicariously through Roman's sharing stories.

Roman will sit and listen to stuff Deceit tells him about Remus, because even though he is a nasty Trash Goblin, its his brother and he worries and misses him but his pride won't let him voice that.

Sometimes comes there after a day of being unappreciated or held back to mope and Deceit and Remus allow it because they know what it is like to be hindered by Thomas and the Light Sides.

Deceit and him share style tips and watch fashion shows, trash talking about the ridiculous outfits. Remus sometimes joins in, but mostly just is in a corner drawing on a wall with blood or something.

Remus and Roman play minecraft together, because its something creative they can do without fighting too much. Deceit watches all proud that his son is getting along so well with Patton's.

[ebookey-blog]

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

[betsgay]

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

[dredsina]

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

[face-puncher]

Our school would actually recycle pizza (it was pizza by definition only. However, it tasted and looked like cardboard with watery spaghetti sauce and the cheese you’d scrape off of a man’s ball-sack who hadn’t showered since 1989). If you didn’t eat the “pizza” from yesterday, they’d put a layer of new cheese on it, bake it again, and serve it to you. One time, I swear they re-cheesed/baked a pizza for a straight week until someone actually ate it. They were never seen again… If that sounds like I’m telling you a horror story, that’s because I am.

[rose-for-dead-alice-deactivated]

We had supposed french fries; it was legit very raw and cold potato fried in stale breading. Most of teh meat wasn’t actually what they said it was and if you asked what was in something just in case cause of allergies or religious beliefs, they would actually fucking give you detention for hurting the lunch peoples feelings.

[feliciakainzofspades]

Supposedly, our school served ‘spaghetti’ which looked more like cooked up worms [not kidding, they did NOT look like fucking noodles bitches] and the sauce was more of this meaty…tomato juice concoction and the parmesian cheese? That’s a fucking joke, it was nothing but powder! No, not like the stuff you get at the stores I mean it was like one of those baby powder type of thing, that’s how bad the parmesian was! Needless to say people got heartburn, and thrown up because of it. They still serve it.

[fangirltothefullest]

ATTENTION PEOPLE: 

IF YOU FIND ANY EXPIRED/ROTTING FOOD IN YOUR SCHOOL YOU TAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPAL AND DEMAND THAT THE FOOD BE REPLACED FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS. IF THEY REFUSE TAKE THE EXPIRED FOOD TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT AND THREATEN TO CALL THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT. 

My mother did this when I told her our school was serving expired milk- it hadn’t even turned yet, it was only a few days older than the expiration date and the school GOT IN TROUBLE with the school district. After that they NEVER served expired foods again because the health department came down HARD on their asses. As an establishment providing food, they are required BY LAW (In America at least) to uphold proper health code violations. The school and even the school district CAN be sued if their food is proven to be unhealthy to consume and they do nothing about it. 

So PLEASE don’t just throw it away. TAKE THE EVIDENCE WITH YOU. 

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

When I was in my first year of high school, they had lots of different food options. Each of them worse than the last.

First, they had salad, which looks like what happens when you get those pre-made salad mixes from the supermarket. Not bad, right? WRONG. The stuff looked like someone left the bag open in a fridge and the lettuce was basically sludge by the time it got to our trays. The dressing was supposedly ranch, but was chunky and smelled like...i don't even have a description, but it was vomit inducing.

Then, there was the pizza. The safest option, it was like ellios pizza that was left out on a counter to thaw and then placed on the lunch plate last week.

On some fridays we got an option of nachos. The chips were fine. No salt, so kind of flavorless but whatever. The chees sauce though? Gosh. It was all congealed and then once you managed to mush it into an almost liquid, it smelled like someone's feet had been in sneakers for the past thirty years, running a marathon across the sahara and then they cooled off the feet in a swamp.

The milk was always questionable. Sometimes there would be spots of some black colored mold on the bottom of the cardboard box. Other times the milk would be frozen solid and still others, it would emit a questionable smell that made you wonder if it was just the cardboard or the milk.

The juice was the safest option, though for some unforseen reason, bottles weren't okay, they had to put them in something akin to an apple sauce container with a plastic film you had to pierce with a flimsy half assed capri sun straw they probably found in the recycling bin.

On the rare occassion you were given the option of a burger, the burger would be shrivled up and sometimes off color. The bread was stale, the cheese looked like it gained sentience and the sad little dollop of ketchup you put on it seemed to look up in horror as you put the stale bun over it.

"Dessert" was worse. Yes "dessert", in quotation marks, because i don't know if it should be called that.

Safest option was a rice krispies treat that spent way too much time out of the wrapper.

Worst option was the pudding. It looked like it should be chocolate. It was brown at least, but often chunky and more often just tasted all sorts of wrong.

The "cake" was horrendous as well. Again like the bread it was stale. Not "left out for an hour" stale, or "we forgot to put the cake away yesterday" stale, but I mean it had been there for an indeterminate amount of time. The frosting was tooth breaking and the cake didn't have any specific flavor except vaquely sweet and musty like an attic.

Either way, yes to the above suggestion of bringing the evidence. I wasn't smart enough at the time to do so. But, if you or a loved one are currently suffering from school food that might appear to be able to kill you, then bring the abomination to a superintendant or the school district council or whatever.

But, yeah, relatable. We ain't whiny, we just don't wanna be poisoned.

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

>> “You’re made of patchwork, aren’t you? Because even when that anxiety courses through your mind and tears you appart, you never let it win. You sew yourself back together and keep fighting.”

I was recently introduced to Sander Sides and I adore Virgil!! His puppet design was my favorite and definitely influenced this work.

[today-only-happens-once]

thiiiiiiiiis is freaking cool

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Yes, this, just yes.

[live-love-laugh-lesbian]

I’m sorry but I paused badly on Dee and-

It’s like, same energy.

[wroammin]

they’re both looking at roman

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Only Roman could incite this look. The look that says, "really bish?"

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

New Sanders Sides Animatic I'm doing for a Flip A Clip contest. For a song named Stars. I listened to it a bit and it just reminded me of Virgil, so a snap shot of the angsty boi in an animatic/amv I will hopefully finish.

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Straight up, I wonder if like Thomas uses his Sides names to address things in his life.

Like if he's having trouble with figuring out a puzzle, does he just kinda.

"Oh, COME ON Logan, you're better than this!"

Or if he can't quite come up with a new idea for a video, does he just.

"Roman, buddy, I know you're tired, but we gotta do this, bud."

Or if he's feeling overly sentimental or is uber happy, does he.

"Patton, pal, buddy, chill out for a sec, would ya?"

Or if he's feeling extra skittish or jumpy, does he talk to Virge, like.

"Virgil, it's fine, you can lay off for a sec, no need to add to the tension."

Cuz, I, a viewer, do that ALL THE TIME. It helps me think past issues, and comprehend my own feelings. If I'm having a panic attack, I kinda tell my inner Virgil that everything is okay, I'm not in any danger, and he can relax.

You know? Am I alone in this, or....?

[randomly-misplaced-ace-deactiva]

@thatsthat24​ can you confirm?

[2-point-5]

I do this, but I named my sides differently.

If I'm extra nervous I say stuff like, "Hey, Robynn, you good?"

Extra aggressive, "Dayne, dude, sit down."

Slurring my words, acting dumb: "Shawn, put the controls down, honey."

So on, so forth.

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Yeah, idk if its just cuz i like the names, or because I watch and rewaatch sanders sides so much, but I just kinda call mine what he calls his.

My mom thinks I'm talking to myself. And so does everyone else. Usually meant to be an internal dialogue, but sometimes outloud, while trying to draw and failing, I'll just:

"Roman, you b***h, hunker down and help for a second here! I AM LITERALLY DRAWING GARBAGE!"

Or if I am trying to do numbers for work and I'm mixing them up, I'll be all:

"Logan, buddy, friend, why are you like this?"

I might give my own names to them, but for now I just use the original names.

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Roman: Awee...Emo, you do have a heart!~

Virgil: Don't make me shove you into a closet.

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Roman: Hey, Virge, what would you give me, if I got this jelly bean into your hoodie from here.

Virgil: A concussion.

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Virgil: Dee, pass me the keys.

Deceit, throws a printer at Virgil: *smashing noises*

Virgil: I said keys!

Deceit: I thought you said printer!

Virgil: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER?!?

[incorrectsidesofsanders]

Patton: Date someone who will wake you up at 3 a.m. to look at the stars!

Virgil, a boi who likes his rest: If anyone, and I mean ANYONE wakes me up at three in the fucking morning to look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.