RMH
todays bird
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
occasionally subtle
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@theartofmadeline
will byers stan first human second
izzy's playlists!
One Nice Bug Per Day
hello vonnie
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Product Placement
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Discoholic 🪩
Andulka
macklin celebrini has autism
almost home
if i look back, i am lost
dirt enthusiast
Love Begins
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@incorrectspiesareforeverquotes
Owen: Carvour!
Curt: Mega!
Owen: Carvour!
Curt: Mega!
Cynthia: Why the FUCK are they shouting there own last names?!
Tatiana, not looking up from her phone: There arguing with which name sounds better for when they get married.
Source: Tumblr (I think? It might have been Twitter)
Curt: I've got that date tonight, any advice?
DMA: Just be yourself.
Curt: Okay, thanks!
Tatiana: Why'd you tell him that?
DMA: I get turned on when he fails.
Curt: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Cynthia: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him!
The Informant: Tackle him.
Barb: Dump him.
Tatiana: Kick him in the shin.
Owen: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Tickle me, and i’ll tickle your neck with a knife.
Tatiana (via incorrectspiesareforeverquotes)
In all, I’ve had seventeen demands for your badge. Some want parts of your body attached. Why did you have to upset everybody?
Cynthia to Curt after the Gala
... You [have been found guilty of] a number of offences of murder by means of a blunt instrument, to whit, my boyfriend..."
Curt, arresting CHIMERA
Tatiana: You wiped out hard.
Curt: It wasn't so much a wipe out as it was a controlled power fall.
I set the rules and you follow them blindly. Okay? And if you have a problem with that, then you can talk to our complaint department. It’s a trash can!
Cynthia to Curt at some point
Go home, have a beer and smash something. That’s what I would do.
tatiana, trying to be comforting
Okay, just explain the whole thing to me, assume I know nothing.
Curt Mega at some point
Mmm – warm copies make everything better.
Barb, probably
I don't get mad, I get stabby.
The deadliest man alive
Curt: Look, it's the Spysub!
Barb:Don't touch that!
Curt: The Spyzeppelin!
Barb:Don't touch that either!
Curt: It's the Spykayak!
Barb: No!
Curt: Shotgun for eternity!
Owen: You can’t call shotgun for eternity.
Curt: I just called it.
Owen: You can’t just call things!
Curt: I call that I can call things!
Curt: Do you think I should lose the waistcoat?
Cynthia: I think you should burn it. Because if you lose it, you might find it again.
Barb: How are going to get past them without a gun fight?
Curt: I'll tell you how John McClane would do it. The vents.
Barb: Ah, blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
Curt: No, we're gonna climb through them.
Barb: Even better. Classic use of vents.
Barb: I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.
Curt: Which I will.
