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Anakin: Hey Obi, can I-

Obi-wan: No.

Anakin: You didn’t even let me finish.

Obi-wan: I’m sticking with no.

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Han: Do you ever see something that changed your life and just be like “Huh”.

Luke: I saw you.

Han: Honestly that's so nice and sweet and it makes this really awkward because I was just gonna show you this drawing of Chewie as a pigeon.

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Leia: Do you support gay rights?

Luke: ... I am gay.

Han: You’re dodging the question.

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Han: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a sexy smile I have.

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Bouncer: ID please.

Poe: Okay, here.

Bouncer: This is just a receipt for some heelys you bought.

Poe: *has already heely’d past him*

Bouncer, under breath: Fuck, that was so cool.

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Luke: but i want it.

Ambulance driver, passing Diary Queen: i said no.

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Pain is temporary. A good story is forever.

- Anakin

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Yoda: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Qui-Gon and Luke: Sober.

Obi-Wan and Leia: A little bit tipsy.

Poe: Drunk.

Han: Wasted.

Anakin and Ben: Dead.

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R2D2: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Anakin: I’m a knife.

Obi, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.

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Leia: Where’s Han?

Luke: We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be here in a minute.

Leia: Okay wel- wait. Did you say “we”.

Luke:

Luke: I said he.

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Obi: I think you have PTSD.

Anakin: Yeah I have PTSD.

Anakin: Proficient Talent for Sucking D-

Obi: WE ALSO need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

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Luke: Tell me I’m pretty.

Han: Pretty fucking annoying that’s what you are.

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Hux: I love you very much.

Kylo Ren: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Snoke probably: He's trying to get into your head. Don't listen to him.

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I mean, I’m not a slut, but who knows?

- Luke Skywalker approximately 0.2 sconds after meeting Han Solo

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Jabba: Can I have a ride.

Han: *getting into the Millennium falcon* I don’t have a ship.

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Follow my dad

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Anakin: Obi put sand in my coffee.

Anakin: I don’t even know how. We don’t live near a beach. Where is he gettig all this sand?