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u should also be opting out whether ur an artist/writer or not. the stuff u post is not less vulnerable just bc u don't think of it as being something that will feed directly into the kind of art/prose generation that has been at the center of most of the discussions on this stuff, and u still deserve privacy and security -- however impossible that may be to attain on the current internet. u may talk to ur friends on here, talk abt ur life on here, some of us share selfies. u should feel as protective of that as anyone feels abt creative works. it matters

[incorrectstephenkingbooks]

Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Larry Underwood songs

Randall Flagg

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Stu Redman, to Charlie Campion: You crashed a car into my tranquility.

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Randall Flagg: Calling people ‘Daddy’ is gross!

Lloyd Henreid: Don’t kinkshame me!

Randall Flagg: Kinkshaming is my kink!

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Walter O’Dim: You’re sister’s really hot. Mordred Deschain: That’s my mom! Walter O’Dim: Ha! Even Hotter.

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Kurt Barlow: Well, I became a vampire when I was sixteen, which is why I always look sixteen. Kurt Barlow: In those days, of course, life was tough for a sixteen year old...

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Larry Underwood: What did you say your name was again? Randall Flagg: I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work.

Larry Underwood: No, no it was dumber than that.

[incorrectstephenkingbooks]

George Stark: *pulls out his own tooth* 

 Collie Entragian, an intellectual: *pulls out his entire tongue*

[aceforestnymph]

Roland: I have a question

Eddie: Shoot

Roland: *shoots the celling*

Roland: Alright, can I ask my question now?

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Walter O’Dim, after Mordred eats his eyes: Oh my goodness gracious, I’ve been bamboozled!

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Roland Deschain (to Jack Mort): Mercy is the mark of a great man. (Sets Mort on fire) Guess I’m just a good man. (Pushes him in front of a train) Well, I’m alright.

[sockpuppetdraws]

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[incorrectstephenkingbooks]

*at the palaver*

Walter O’Dim: Little girl in a field holding a flower, we zoom back to find that she’s in the desert, and the field is an oasis. Zoom back further and the desert is a sandbox in the world’s largest resort hotel. Zoom back further and the hotel is actually the playground for the world’s largest prison. But we zoom back further–

Roland Deschain: Okay I can tell your time is valuable–

Walter O’Dim: Actually I don’t get paid by the hour anymore, but thank you.

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There’s only 7 days left!  We’re close, but we’ve still got some distance to go before we meet our goal. Help us out? Champions of Erendil is an original sci-fi fantasy comic series, created by myself and my sister when we were 13. We’re collecting the second story arc into one book, and you can get the whole story here!

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only 4 days left!

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Roland Deschain: *playing For The Longest Time on the recorder*  Eddie Dean: What is that? What are you doing? Roland Deschain: It’s For The Longest Time, by William Joel. It’s your favorite song.

[sockpuppetdraws]

There’s only 7 days left!  We’re close, but we’ve still got some distance to go before we meet our goal. Help us out? Champions of Erendil is an original sci-fi fantasy comic series, created by myself and my sister when we were 13. We’re collecting the second story arc into one book, and you can get the whole story here!