the foxhole quote

Quotes that may or may not be from The Foxhole Court. Submissions are OPEN and welcome!

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Do I have to tip you over, or are you going to spill it on your own?

Andrew to Neil at some point

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andrew: hey stop the music. stop the music. andrew: somebody left an ice cube on the ground. it melted and now my sock is wet- andrew: *pulls out a knife* andrew: who the fuck wanna DIE?

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Dan: Are you flirting with me?

[beat]

Matt: Not at all. Are you flirting with me?

Dan: That depends. Is it working?

Matt: Not at all.

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Wymack: I'll see you in my office.

Andrew: Why, what did you do wrong, Coach?

Wymack: Something in my previous life, probably.

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Aaron: How do you ask a girl out?

Andrew: Simple. You open the door and say 'Get out, you're bothering me.'

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I only work in black. And sometimes, very very dark grey.

Andrew Minyard

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Nicky: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.

Kevin: What?

Nicky: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that.

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Neil: Don't do anything stupid until I get back.

Kevin: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.

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Neil: I don't know about you guys, but hearing those Raven punks tells us we're nobodies got me really excited for this match.

Kevin: Oh, it had the opposite effect on me. I am very demoralized.

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Matt: Can I tell you a secret?

Nicky: I wouldn't recommend it, no.

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Riko: Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Renee: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

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Matt: Andrew called me for a reason. I don't think he's happy.

Neil: No, he's happy. He's just mean all the time.

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Andrew: What does Kevin say?

Neil: I haven't told him. I might be wrong and I don't want him to think I'm an idiot.

Andrew: He already thinks you're an idiot.

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Kevin: Success is the best revenge.

Neil: Bullshit. Revenge is the best revenge.

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I'm sorry, but we all have to make sacrifices... except for me because I'm in charge.

Dan Wilds

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I'd walk through fire for this team. Well not fire, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

Kevin Day

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If you ever need to discuss your problems with someone… go find Abby. She lives for that crap.

Wymack