"I Never Said That" - Pierre

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I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.

Pierre Bezukhov

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I was raised to be charming, not sincere.

Hélène Bezukhova

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Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?

Natasha to Sonya, “Sonya and Natasha”

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Natasha: What do you think matters most for a good marriage?

Pierre: A short memory.

Natasha: Why did you get married?

Pierre: I can't remember.

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I think we should return to the word of God.

Princess Mary Bolkonskya

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Sonya: You can't marry a man you just met.

Natasha: You can if it's true love.

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My study is the only place that I feel safe right now. I have food. I have alcohol. I have 600 books. And none of them want to hurt me.

Pierre Bezukhov

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Hélène: Dolokhov, keep an eye on Anatole today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Dolokhov: Sure, I’d love to see Anatole get punched.

Hélène: Try again.

Dolokhov: I will stop Anatole from getting punched.

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Mary! You've got to stop drowning me in holy water every time I go out!

Prince Bolkonsky

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Natasha: You're not coming to Anatole's party?

Sonya: Sorry, I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.

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Anatole: What does "take out" mean?

Pierre: Food.

Natasha: Dating.

Hélène: Murder.

Dolokhov: It can be all three if you're bold enough.

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Marya: I'll tell you one thing that always lasts forever.

Natasha: Friendship?

Marya: Herpes.

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Dolokhov: Are you taken?

Sonya: For granted.

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I can't believe Anatole betrayed me! Why is it always the ones you most expect?

Natasha Rostova, “Find Anatole”

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You mind doing a little bit of thinking with your upstairs brain, Anatole?

Fedya Dolokhov, “Preparations”

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Anatole: Oh, c'mon Pierre. Age is just a state of mind.

Pierre: Tell that to my thighs.

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Sonya: Well, I gotta get going.

Natasha: Do you have plans?

Sonya: No, I'd just rather be at home.