Go stupid, Go crazy

Call me Galaxy. I WILL infect your dashboard with whatever my current hyperfocus is.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[ratbastarddotfuck]

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[wintersoldierfell]

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

[stealthetrees]

What if the eridian space program exploded after Rocky’s return because of their new fascination with space, new knowledge about the cosmos, graces knowledge, and everything ever patented or copyrighted in the United States so as they explore their solar system they send a probe to Earth.

The probe contains lots of information about their technology as well as their culture, and a full translation dictionary even though everything is in both English and eridian. There is also a video they worked very hard on bc they know humans like to look at things and Grace had input on it and insisted his survival and presence be a surprise at the end, but it gets spoiled because in the background of one of the scientists in the lab is a window into Grace’s terrarium and you can see him in there making mediocre sandcastles with a pink bucket and small yellow shovel.

[imadoctornotanescalator]

PHM Textposts pt 10-???

[aroace-ryland-grace]

grace fucking idiot, statement.

[shamebats]

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

[cardassiangoodreads]

#fandom needs this one

[twasjane]

God there really is a Terry Pratchett quote for everything

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[fakesorbet]

being a slow fandom artist feels like this

Please wait for me . Art for the topic we all moved on from is not too far

[zntauri]

FINALLY TGED ART RAAJKDSJSKS tged is all i've had in my head for the last 5 or 6 months djskdj

dumb comics + explorations (I've never been so obsessed at drawing characters "right" in my style, i mean liking how I draw them, distinct from each other to avoid same face syndrome and in a way I can keep consistent. I even made some bad 3d models of their heads to keep them consistent lol and I hate using 3d programs) I've never been more obssessed your honor

wasnt sure if i liked silver or mint hair for javier, but i think I'll go with silver from now on

also sorry for the long post lmao

As always, keep reading ⬇️ for the references

hi

[freyadragonlord]

I found this meme chart and I SawTM them.

[cale-thames]

Cale: This body's biological mother will surely hate me. After all, I stole her only son's body.

Jour: You're so cute! Here, take my ancient power and the generational research of my family. Oh, and do you want to be the patriarch of the Thames family?

Cale: ...Huh?

Cale: Surely, the original owner of this body will hate me for taking over his body and giving that disgusting body in return. He might even wish for me to go to hell.

OgCale: I'm grateful to you for taking care of my family and this extremely hot body. May you have a peaceful life ahead of you.

Cale: ...

[nonexistentirl]

Cale "out of pocket motherfucker" Henituse and his borderline crazy shenanigans

Publicly

Emptied several bakeries in his territory to feed the bread to a hole in the ground by the roots of a "man eating tree"

Picked up a wide range of beast people (wolves, tigers, cats, a half rat etc.) and dragons and became an unofficial zookeeper

Bought a magic tower for absolutely no reason only to destroy it a year later

Saw dragons turn up at his brother's doorstep and laughed like a maniac

Tried to strangle the prince of another nation with his bare hands

Set one of the most dangerous places on the continent on fire, then put the fire out himself to fill it with water

Bitch slapped the big bad

Beat up the illusion of the big bad with an enchanted pebble

Stabbed himself in the heart with a tree root

Privately

Threw a bunch of money into lava, twice

Blew up an island, twice

Ate a rock to power up, twice

Staged a coup for another nation, twice

Set a historical lake on fire

Set a castle('s surroundings) on fire

Moved the late Dragon Lord's lair to his backyard

Declared war on himself

Cussed out a God, more than just once

Bonus: Choi Han

Together with Rosalyn and Lock has destroyed a palace, twice

Gone for the head of a villain and returned with a severed limb, twice

[achairwithapandaonit]

convinced all the straw hats have forgotten by now that traffy isn't a part of their crew

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[isuggesttherianthropy]

[moxie-girl]

this has to be one of the top 10 robin quotes of all time

she talks about sanji the way people talk about their blorbos

[onhiku]

i rly love this joke and i thought it fits them

[sreppub]

fun in the sun, wayne and kent style!

sequel to this!

[sreppub]

in contrast to the bats home turf