on the tin

[incorrecttouhou]

Marisa: can you maybe chill?

Reimu: How About Maybe YOU Chill?

[incorrecttouhou]

Yukari: Wow the stars are beautiful tonight.

Yuyuko: Yes, they are.

Yukari: You know who else is beautiful?

Yuyuko: *blushes* Who?

Yukari: Me.

[incorrecttouhou]

Rumia: Does everyone know what they're doing?

Cirno: In general or the plan?

Rumia: The plan, Cirno.

Cirno: Phew.

[incorrecttouhou]

It's called chemistry. I have it with everyone!

Marisa Kirisame

[super-affection]

i wanna draw love lives and touhous quoting spongebob

[nifinof]

Cirno: “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are… [drools]”

[frommetrunui]

Parsee: SPIDEEEERS (Then proceeds to whack Yamame with a giant rock and she begs for help)

[galactica-phantom]

Mamizou (to Kosuzu): Puff out your chest.

Mamizou: Now say “tax exemption.”

[nifinof]

Iku: “It’s just a stupid boulder!”  Tenshi: “It’s not just a boulder…. IT’S A ROCK!”

[frommetrunui]

Shou: (to Ichirin driving the Palanquin Ship) You’re Good!  You’re Good! You’re Good! You’re Good!

[galactica-phantom]

Reimu and yin-yang orbs (referring to Satori) I think SOME people are EAVESDROPPING

[super-affection]

SO BEGIN THE 21ST FRY COOK GAMES Wakasagihime: I’m a realistic fish head and what a great day here at Gensokyo’s great mausaleuom 

[frommetrunui]

Yuugi: Welcome to Subterranean Animism, how tough are ya?

Parsee: How tough am I? How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning! 

Yuugi: heh yeah, so?

Parsee: Without any milk

Yuugi: Right this way! Sorry to keep you waiting.

[nomiss-deactivated20190104]

Marisa to Alice about Shinki:

“The lady cries you a sweater of tears and you kill her.”

[frommetrunui]

Doremy: Hey!, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?

Junko: No. We are not having a slumber party!

Hecatia: Do us all a favor Doremy, and stay out of our dreams!

Everyone: Yeah!!!

Utsuho:  [walks in] Does anyone have a quarter?

[incorrecttouhou]

Letty: What do you normally do when I'm gone? Cirno: Wait for you to come back.

[incorrecttouhou]

Houyi: It was for love!

Junko: Cool motive. Still murder.

[incorrecttouhou]

Marisa: You're coming with me? No offense, Alice, but I don't need back up.

Alice: It's not back up, it's babysitting.

[incorrecttouhou]

Maribel: Yeah. Can't eat pie fast or you'll cramp. That is a science.

Renko: Someday I would love to live in a world governed by your rules of physics.

[incorrecttouhou]

Kanako: Would a goddess like me do that to a shrine maiden like you?

Reimu: You look like a snake!

Kanako: Yessssss

Reimu: WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK.

[incorrecttouhou]

I don't get tired. I get results.

Nitori Kawashiro

[incorrecttouhou]

Merlin! Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!

Lunasa Prismriver

[incorrecttouhou]

Marisa: Why did Yuyuko throw butter out the window?

Yukari: (to Yuyuko) You did what?

Marisa: To see a butter fly!

Yuyuko: I never did that. Marisa, are you telling lies?

[incorrecttouhou]

Reimu: You can't spell stupid without "u".

Cirno: THERE'S AN "I" IN STUPID, TOO!

Reimu: ...

[incorrecttouhou]

Sanae: I'm on the incident as well, da ze~!

Marisa: Huh? Hey! You can't go around saying "da ze~" like that! That's MY endearing character trait!

Sanae: I'd say she's a character, alright...

[incorrecttouhou]

Reimu: I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle

[incorrecttouhou]

Sakuya: Are we really going to let her keep that?

Remilia: We kept Meiling.

[incorrecttouhou]

Reimu: I don't need friends! I've got bombs!

Reimu: ...

Reimu: I'm out of bombs...