incorrect trr quotes

exactly what it says on the tin. a bunch of incorrect quotes based off the characters from trr books 1, 2, and 3! submissions will be welcome. most of all have fun! (i’m currently running this show through mobile but when i get onto a computer i’ll update the theme.)

[katedrakeohd]

Incorrect TRR quotes in Spongebob Gifs:

Drake: *AaaRrrgh* You guys are driving me crazy!!

*stabs himself with the pencil*

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I couldn’t resist just love this boy so much!! I think that’s the hardest thing I’ve ever drawn and now I definitely need a nap

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holy shit this is rly good!!! @askdana i’m so sorry this took me so long to post lol

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oh fuck i forgot this blog existed LMAO

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Maxwell: What is it called when you kill a friend?

MC: What?

Maxwell: Homiecide.

Madeleine: Murder.

Maxwell: ...Homiecide.

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Drake: Bitch

Olivia: Blocked.

Drake: Wait, unblock me, I wanna tell you something

Olivia: Unblocked. What?

Drake: Bitch

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Olivia: I'd wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.

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Olivia: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Drake: Yes.

Olivia: I was hula hooping. MC and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Drake: Oh, my God.

Olivia: I've mastered all the moves. [Shows photos on phone] The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

Drake: Why are you telling me this?

Olivia: Because no one will ever believe you. [Deletes photos from phone]

Drake: You sick son of a bitch.

[truelofi-deactivated20190120]

[stayfallentasticc]

Drake: *is choking*

Hana: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!

Maxwell: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!

Hana: Genius!

Drake: *stops choking momentarily* What the fuck?

[priyas-tiddies]

Liam: One time Bertrand told me I was like the little brother he never had.

Maxwell: He said what?!?

Drake, loudly: That he’s like the BROTHER HE NEVER HAD.

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Drake: You put this in your coffee.

Maxwell: A SPOON! YOUR HANDS! YOUR FACE!

Drake: It’s white.

Maxwell: PAPER! SNOW! A GHOST!

Drake: It’s heavier than milk.

Maxwell: A ROCK! A DOG! THE EARTH!

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Olivia: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Hana: I did. I broke it...

Olivia: No. No, you didn’t. Maxwell?

Maxwell: Don’t look at me. Look at Drake.

Drake: What?! I didn’t break it.

Maxwell: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Drake: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Maxwell: Suspicious.

Drake: No it’s not!

Bertrand: If it matters, probably not... MC was the last one to use it.

MC: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Bertrand: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

MC: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bertrand!

Hana: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Olivia.

Olivia: No. Who broke it?

Maxwell: [whispering] Olivia, Kiara's been awfully quiet...

Kiara: Really?!

MC: Yeah, really!

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Olivia: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[hippotitty]

based on [this post] by @stayfallentasticc

[part of a series]

[shirinalshabra]

Maxwell: sold my mattress by ebay today, so I could have money to buy a pet.

Maxwell: my back? stiff.

Maxwell: my brother? mad.

Maxwell: my iguana? Sick as fuck.

[allofliam-deactivated20190507]

Maxwell, as a cop: do u know why I pulled you over

MC: no

Maxwell: *leans in* do u think I’m cute be honest

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Drake: MC’s pretty great, huh?

Maxwell: Yeah, she really makes me feel all 🥰✨😊

Drake: Wh... What?

Maxwell: You know? All 😍💫💞😘☺️

Drake, confused and in tears: H-How are you doing that with your mouth?