They Would Absolutely Say That

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Qibli: Why do you always assume the worst of me?

Winter: It saves time

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Kinkajou: Why are you smiling? Did something good happen?

Winter: Can’t I smile because I feel like it?

Turtle: Qibli tripped and fell on his face in the courtyard

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Kinkajou, pouting: Unless the next words out of your mouth are “here’s a giant cookie”, this conversation is over.

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Mastermind: Give me more work, it’ll take my mind off my life

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Qibli: You know what my mother used to say?

Winter: Oh moons, why didn’t I use birth control?

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Peril: That plan makes it sound like you’re dead.

Turtle: I like to plan ahead.

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*Jade Winglet doing literally anything*

Turtle: That looks dangerous, you first.

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Turtle: You are looking at the master of leaving parties early

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Thorn: Around here it’s better to be safe than sorry. Because, generally speaking, sorry means you’re dead.

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“Why is it, when I have fun, it’s wrong?”

- Darkstalker

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Qibli: Free is my favourite number

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“Who needs a medical license when you’ve got style?”

- RainWing Healers

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Mayfly: Sleep deprivation is a one-way ticket to temporary psychosis

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Glory: Okay, but when you die you have to get “I should have listened to Glory” engraved on your tombstone.

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Clay, to Glory: Moons! You’re like a pop-up book from hell!

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(Talking about Winter)

Qibli: you’re going to judge me

Turtle: how did you sleep with him already?

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Kinkajou: I’ve got this!

Winter, probably: Famous last words