incorrect yelenat

♊~21~🏳️‍🌈 incorrect yelenat quotes, sometimes it involves the avengers too

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Yelena, calling Natasha: Hey do you have 25k dollars I could borrow?

Natasha: what do you need 25k for?

Yelena: An escape room

Natasha: what escape room is that expensive?

Yelena: jail....

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Natasha: Tony, i hope you’re not planning on doing anything stupid

Tony: i hope you’re not hoping too hard

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Natasha: if you've got any questions, just ask

Peter, raising his hand: if a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Natasha:

Natasha: if you've got any relevant questions, just ask

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Natasha: can i be frank with you guys?

Thor: sure but i don’t see how changing your name is going to help

Peter: can i still be Peter?

Thor: shh let frank speak

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Yelena: are you having a depressive episode again?

Natasha: depressive episode?

Natasha: i’m having a depressive series and we’re on season 5

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Tony: so what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Natasha: Steve will be here in a few minutes

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Peter: isn’t it weird how a tree out there somewhere is currently growing wood for your coffin

Natasha: it’s two in the morning Peter shut up

Natasha: wait

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Yelena: you need to be nicer.

Natasha: i am nice.

Yelena: you threatened to stab them.

Natasha: i think giving them a warning was pretty nice of me.

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Wanda: my kink is when people care about my feelings and what i have to say.

Natasha: too unrealistic. settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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Natasha: the risks we took were calculated!

Melina: sure

Yelena: hey, to be fair, we never said we were good at math

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Peter: *sneaks into the house at 2am*

Natasha: *turns in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Peter: i was with.. uh... Mr Stark!

Tony: *also turns in a swivel chair* care to- *keeps spinning* Natasha- i can’t stop the chair-

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Sam: i miss steve.

Bucky: you still have me

Sam: it's not the same. there are some things i told steve that i can't talk to you about

Bucky: like what?

Sam: the annoying things that you do

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[Over the phone]

Natasha: turn around !

Natasha: in the other direction !

Natasha: no! turn around again !

Yelena: natasha, where are you? I don't see you!

Natasha: i'm out of town. but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me.

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Wanda: so how do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world who don't like you?

Natasha: with no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass

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Natasha: You remind me of those Russian matryoshka dolls.

Tony: Oh? Why?

Natasha: Because you're so full of yourself.

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Natasha: Tony, we need to talk about-

Tony: The building was already on fire when i got there

Natasha: What

Tony: What?

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Yelena: are you seeing anyone?

Natasha: haha... no, why?

Yelena: idk i think a therapist would be good for you