Ring-a-ding-ding-bucko

They/them. 31. Queer as all fudge. Doesn't the night go slow? If the page hasn’t updated its because the queue is empty, jk that shit is stocked for several months into the future

[fairygoulish]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

[jewishpangolin]

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[ballofstress9]

Absolutely based

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

always reblog bonnie

[blaxolt]

I'm not even sure if they do still make tumblr

[moghedien]

I need everyone to know that Anne Rice and guy who started Popeyes (the fried chicken place not the cartoon) hated each other and once spent weeks/monthes taking out page length ads against each other in New Orleans newspapers because the Popeyes guy opened a tacky restaurant where Lestat was supposed to have died, or something like that

[helloitsbees]

with season 3 looming ever closer, the marketing teams for both iwtv and popeyes have the opportunity to create the funniest collaborative promotion imaginable

[cryptotheism]

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

[energyprison]

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

[sacred-portal]

[carouselcometh]

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

[number-1-soup-fan]

give him soup.

[cadoized]

The ever-splendid peacock

[neshamama]

past few years it’s like i don’t know how old i am or when anything has taken place

[whifferdills]

please promise me fandom won't disappear entirely into discord servers, i'm too old and employed for that

[inthesensethat]

[sacred-portal]

[woodwool]

🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

[buckysknifecollection]

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

[peppermintsticks]

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

[kattigans]

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

[everyday-cutephoto]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

let's be naked except for a gold chain with mama