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downeydreamland

lesbianshepard

what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

lesbianshepard

researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa

penguin: bites researcher

researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea

grahamnortonshow

Yes, Idris Elba has seen your memes and he loves them.

Get caught up on The Graham Norton Show anytime on BBCAmerica.com

itsagifnotagif

Old but still one of my fave memes

proplaya753

This would be a lot funnier if God was real and science didn’t explain the concept of evolution and how the creatures on earth came to be

itsagifnotagif

You must be fun at parties

sirredmayne

“It can be lonely being an oddball until you find other oddballs, you know what I mean?” - Katherine Waterston, on the new quartet in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

fionagoddess

Viola Davis attends the 70th EE British Academy Film Awards (BAFTA) at Royal Albert Hall on February 12, 2017 in London, England.

Long Car Rides

Other people: uh so boring

Me, a maladaptive daydreamer: oh this is a blessing let me just listen to music and stare at my window while my mind slips away into my alternate reality

twitterlols

clubmedea

And that’s what I grew up learning.

vaspider

Does anyone have a link for this interview? I’d love to watch it but Googling hasn’t turned up much.

Edit: found it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roddMS3X5Vo

artdad

yea im into bdsm

Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me

b-bro-deactivated20200502

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

heyitsokisntit

They’ve captured the beast

micdotcom

Piers Morgan got burned on ‘Real Time’ then dragged by JK Rowling in real time

The burn ward has a new entrant: Piers Morgan.

While appearing on Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday, hot mess journalist Piers Morgan tried to defend President Donald Trump’s executive order banning travelers from seven majority-Muslim countries from entering the United States.

After Morgan defended the ban by saying there was no ban, Australian comedian Jim Jeffries cut in and said, “Oh, fuck off! It’s a fucking Muslim ban!“

Saturday morning, while Morgan was still in bed applying lotion to his burn, J.K. Rowling tweeted about how satisfying it was to see Morgan on the receiving end of Jeffries’ taunts. Read more. (2/11/17, 11:12 AM)