7-28-23 (The Day The Gays Stole My Sanity)

Neil gaiman, apology dance, NOW!

[ineffably-insane]

​aziraphale needs a Broadway level production of the I was wrong dance for this to be okay

[whimsicalmists]

this is how every single redstone stream feels like with these two

[theolorex]

Thems the holidays I guess (*coughs in gay*)

[iamstilldefinitelytheratking]

You've done did it, Scar. Wait, what do you mean this isn't how @lovesick-x-prince's NFLY!Scarian meet in every loop?

[ovelitta]

very long bus ride

[mopeyopie]

moment of realization 🫣

[madsmikkelse]

listen. we can and should criticize James Bond as a character, concept and franchise. however! it's immensely funny how hard they tried to maintain his womanizer persona but then they gave ben whishaw glasses and an ugly cardigan and had daniel craig look at him like this for three movies

[miizuyu]

he’s so clingy I can’t

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

I’m probably talking about kandriel too much for someone who doesn’t actively ship it but I had this brief moment of overwhelming sympathy for Aaron because imagine your friend group is just your identical twin, his two boyfriends, and your cousin who’s life mission is to flirt with as many people as possible despite his whole ass long distance boyfriend and you just want to go home to your girlfriend and go on study dates and shit and you can’t bring her to anything because your brother hates her

You see his dumbass boyfriends every! single! day! of your life but the world will end if you bring your completely normal and nice girlfriend over!! His boyfriends are in the fucking mafia!!! I would hate my family too

[mostlyvoid-partiallyflowers]

The thing about All for the Game that I love is that there aren't any ships I hate. Like all of them are good, crack, canon, or otherwise. The straight ships are good, the gay ships are good, the poly ships are good. Like sure I have my favorites but damn Nora really popped off with these characters and I will move them around like I am playing with dolls. I love this series.

[ponyboywinehouse]

I hope Kevin's books don't involve a love interest and that just becomes the third platonically but deeply involved member of another relationship

[shuutingstar]

can’t believe Kevin has chemistry with two separate couples who have their own books centred around them — and Kevin plays a big part in both of their lives — and this guy ends up with Thea. THEA.

[ineffably-insane]

Nora needs to make Thea realize she’s a lesbian, Kevin can’t handle all that

[viperinmybosom]

Let’s say kandreil was a thing, why do I feel like Kevin would act like one of those huge dogs that hangs around little dogs and suddenly thinks it can do little dog things? ‘No Kevin, you can’t fit in this standard issue dorm twin XL bed with us, you’re six foot three.’

[i-wish-i-were-softer]

Kevin Day

[hexadonis]

night practice

[autophobiastar]

“Wow, last chapter of Midnight strangers was so sad, surely chapter nine will fix all the angst and desert duo will skip off into the sunset holding hands!” I said with joys

I was then shot 57 times.

(Midnight strangers is an EXCELLENT desert duo fic by @seriouslycalamitous GO AND READ IT NOW!!)

[orangewithyou]

twinyard hc that they bond as adults by calling each other to bitch about people.

A sleep deprived exhausted med student aaron would very randomly call andrew to shit on jeremy knox after watching an espn segment from the hospital waiting room, and watching people gush about him.

aaron, calling his brother for the first time in 4 months, from the hospital parking lot at 5 am on a wednesday: “i don’t care about jeremy knox, he is a average player at best, he is not interesting and im pretty sure he is not hot, even for gay standards.”

andrew, who was already awake bc neil had just begged for a kiss before going on his morning run at crack of dawn: “he is also very annoying, even by gay standards.”

aaron, feeling vindicated: “I KNEW IT.” end of the call.

2 week later:

andrew, after getting mildly injured at a game and having to stay in bed recovering for a few days, doing nothing but scrolling social media: “eric posts too many racy pictures of nicky on instagram and i can’t take it anymore he needs to die.”

aaron, doing a weird shift in the maternity ward where he has to interact with babies so they don’t become psychos or whatever: “GOD, I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS TO KATELYN FOR FOREVER! we should kill him.”

andrew: “christmas in germany this year.”

aaron: “yeah.” end call.