[casperghosty]

New tattoo! Sheet Ghosts Shane& Ryan @wearewatcher

love those two so much, I even tried to make their height difference as realistic as possible.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[hasbrotoys]

This is pretty rife with some misinformation.

First of all, whales and dolphins have the same ancestor, the statement that dolphins evolved from wolf-like animals and that it only partially applies to whales is false. WHALES evolved from rodent-like animals, a group of animals that DOLPHINS are a part of. Every dolphin is a whale but not every whale is a dolphin.

Ambulocetus, the walking whale, is the best known early whale. And they didn’t slowly evolve either, this an already highly adapted animal, coming from about 47 million years ago and is already pretty much fully aquatic and its body is designed as such. Cetaceans, whales, didn’t slowly evolve, they basically took advantage of a niche leftover by the large and now extinct aquatic reptiles, and ran with it, evolving rapidly over a short span to go from this:

to this:

In only the span of the eocene.

Also, it’s pretty unlikely that any mammal would evolve gills again, @water-based-introspection is about as incorrect as showerthoughts is.

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

Also @oppa-homeless-style ’s image is horrible and shrinkwrapped and not at all what any sort of whale ancestor would have looked like. Here’s a lovely Ambulocetus from @alphynix to demonstrate (Also, despite what you may have heard, we now know Ambulocetus would have been fully aquatic and unable to support it’s own weight on land!)

If you want to go back even deeper, here’s a lovely Pakicetus, which is basically the real equivalent to the above monstrosity:

(Cropped from a brilliant evolutionary chart courtesy of @paleoart , which you can find right there on his blog! He does a bunch of them, they’re really useful if you want to get an idea of what a certain animal’s lineage might have looked like!)

[stoffbergart]

happy birthday to my best friend grey 🐇🩵🫂🛌

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[kiiraes]

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

[unawakening-float07]

the complete shift in this video is fucking KILLING ME

[jimjamjomjum]

Now You See Me fans how we feeling

[the-rainbow-meme]

Hope is the last thing ever lost

"Hell of a ride", Fizz // Ted Lasso, 1x10 "The hope that kills you" // "Lonely Bones", dodie // The Sandman, 1x04 "A Hope in Hell" // "Bright Sadness", Sleeping At Last // Doctor Who, 10x10 "The Eaters of Light" // "Ready Now", dodie // Doctor Who, 5x10 "Vincent and The Doctor" // "August", Taylor Swift // reikcchan on tumblr // "Fare Well", Hozier // The Sandman, 1x06 "The Sound of Her Wings" // "Atlas: Five", Sleeping At Last // Supernatural, 10x01 "Black" // "August", Taylor Swift // garcavisconde on tumblr

For @casperghosty , happy birthday bestie!! i love you!!!

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos

[warrior-of-storms]

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

[warrior-of-storms]

This is more of a hit than I expected, which I wish is something I could say about my stupid, sore neck muscles

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

[2-point-5]

are you sure it's a spider?

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

yes i am it looks like this

[2-point-5]

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why is it in my room

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

and why do you know what it tastes like

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

[2-point-5]

nom nom.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

what

[2-point-5]

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

[2-point-5]

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why was your solution to eat them

[2-point-5]

i mean, no one else was gonna.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[girldraki]

[door]

struck by whimsy in a cvs by the menstruation crustacean

[theheroheart]

Just to be clear, this is not a shitpost or a joke. This 22 year old has in fact been appointed mayor of the Welsh town of Bangor.

Source tweet: LINK. A news article: LINK.

[americanbeautiies]

can we please appreciate their t-shirt though holy

[ID: A photo of Mayor Owen Hurcum, a person with bright green hair. They are smiling and holding up a white mug with a rainbow symbol on it. They are in a black t-shirt that reads, in white letters, THEY/THEM/THE MAYOR]

[cheekyrhett]

can’t stop thinking about rhett getting on his knees for link and jerking him quick and rough with his big clammy hand, looking up at link with big expectant eyes and an open mouth, little pink tongue twitching, jerking link’s come directly into his mouth

[proudmythicalbeast]

💦

[links-makeout-face-deactivated2]

oh my fucking god

[linkani]

I- 😩

[buttercreamdicks]

[isuggestforcemasc]

I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

god my heart is fucking breaking for all these people THERE IS STILL TIME DO YOU HEAR ME

IT ISN'T TOO LATE AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALIVE

[boyslit]

hi everybody i started HRT at 35 so like don't even despair

being in ur twenties makes u feel like 30 is a brick wall u either fly over or crash into but i promise u it's a door and it opens up into the rest of ur life like getting past the prologue of an open world game

[boyslit]

very important addition from @thatsladyfaggottoyou ty <3