So you're telling me that to absolutely no one's surprise this stupid government spent millions of dollars on a pandemic election that resulted the same way as the one two years ago? Great, I hate it.
ifkr
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Origami Around

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EXPECTATIONS
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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So you're telling me that to absolutely no one's surprise this stupid government spent millions of dollars on a pandemic election that resulted the same way as the one two years ago? Great, I hate it.
ifkr
I looked this up, it's true
i hate aspects of this site but i’m also way less insensitive, ignorant, and prejudiced because of the time i’ve spent here. i came here for humor and ended up exposed to minority voices & POVs I wasn’t even looking for.
which was awesome, bc while most of us know we should be learning these things, most of us don’t associate it with something we’d spend our leisure time pursuing & enjoying. minority representation in media, in fun and popular media that people want to view, is so important for exactly this reason.
anyway, curate your online experience. make it fun, make it inclusive, fill in your blind spots & unlearn your prejudices while laughing off your ass.
There it is. You put it into words. This is really it, this is why I’m here. I’ve been thinking this for so long, unable to articulate the exact feeling for me remaining here. Thank you I am at peace now
This is a really nice message that I also relate to but it’s a little tainted by the fact that the post I saw just before this was the toothbrush and toothpaste having sex
ah yes the OTHER reason we’re still on tumblr
genuinely distressed at the thought that some people haven’t seen the original version of this meme
.....guilty as charged....
Cassandra Claire has been terrorizing me and my health since 2007
who will support me when I go to write a statement to the police about her?😭
I'LL COME WITH YOU!!!! MY HEART HURTS ALL THE TIME
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Radish. Answer the question radish.
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]
why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Its takes less than a minute
Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
Like seven minutes
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…
Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
do y'all not have kettles
why do y'all not have kettles
Who the fuck uses kettles i just use That One Pot™ that makes chai
my mutuals are more grotesque and fascinating than your mutuals
If a super-powerful villain becomes friends with a bunch of other villains then he can also use the power of friendship making him unstoppable
Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
Bill Nye stepped up!!!
bill nye just stepped up to the next iconic level
what happens whenever shadow and bone is over. what happens if soc 3 comes out. where will my will to live be lost to then.
*whispers* a new adaptation maybe of another series
percy jackson maybe please
Yes pls ;-;
Shadow and Bone + [tumblr] text posts
Funky concept - your height reversed is how tall you’d be as a cryptid/fantasy creature ✌️
when you are on the internet, and you happen upon a ship you did not previously know existed, and you think to yourself “lol why the hell would anyone ship that”, and you go into the ao3 tag for a laugh just to see what the fanfiction ecosystem is like for this absurd new rarepair you have discovered, and you see a fic and think without a trace of irony “hm i kind of wanna read that”. that is your last chance to get out. your make or break moment. you are icarus and your wings are starting to smoulder. you need to make a decision there and then about who you are, what kind of person you’re going to be. because once you click that link there’s no going back for you. and that is a promise.
wakey wakey eggs and
responsibilities
“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
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oh okay-
Ooph… Huh
i wouldnt have a name.
exceedingly unfair that i'm unable to listen to music while also listening to a podcast while also reading a book while also watching a movie