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[inexplicablyamazing]

No longer simply shit posting so I'm making a Master list + Intro nobody will care about.

Name: Inex

Pronouns: He/They

DC:

Fixing some DUMBASS'S list.

Gryffindor

Slytherin

Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff

Batfam Rants/Grievances

Damians Progression As A Character

Lantern Yaps

Hal Jordan twinkified

90s retconned

[inexplicablyamazing]

Monsterfucking but I'm the monster.

[menacingangel]

Sometimes, when you look out at Gotham Harbour, you might catch a glance at the creatures of myth that have made their home in those cursed waters.

Other times you’ll see a family of fish people trying to drown each other.

[pixopix]

Hi, could I get dividers of the book series Warrior Cats by Erin Hunter? Please and thank you. Hope you have a good day!

Almost hit the image cap with this one lol. Enjoy!

Please credit @pixopix, likes and reblogs are appreciated!

Also check out these blinkies by @nyailiens

[contradictoryinsomiac]

Begging people who do reverse robins to have Stephanie as the second Robin instead of Tim because it makes it flow so much better.

I know Bruce and Steph aren’t super close in cannon but I think Damian being the first Robin actually sets up a good base. It can set up Batman having a soft spot for villain’s kids. He sympathizes with her quest to take down her dad. After doing that she could feel lost in her Spoiler Identity and offer her Robin. Having that foundation of Bruce and Steph being closer than in cannon can also explain why she didn’t become Batgirl instead.

You can even have Tim have basically the same introduction. Have Stephanie fake her death and Tim being like yeah something is up and I know you are Batman and we are fixing this shit now.

[authenticaussie]

Head's up y'all! Seeing as we are committed to protecting our Black fandom members in this house, quick shout out to @mentallyunawareofpapaya for a super racist Duke Thomas headcanon that they refuse to recant even after the racism has been politely pointed out.

They're also hiding replies to the post that question the headcanon itself, so unfortunately they're well aware this behaviour is disrespectful!

It's everyone's responsibility to learn from their mistakes and make sure our fandoms are friendly and supportive spaces, particularly for marginalised voices. "Jokes" like this aren't funny - racial stereotypes in media go unchallenged all the time, and their post has done nothing to actually put a different spin on the stereotypes it is portraying and validating.

If you see the post going around, it may be a good idea to reach out to the reblogger and remind them to think critically about the content they consume and support!

[inexplicablyamazing]

A lot of batfam fanon is misogynistic and refuses to admit how much of Damian's progress was shaped by the women in his life.

[grakkie]

HORWSE

[inexplicablyamazing]

I always love the way people describe scents in the ABO universe because I don't have a sense of smell (lost it when I was about 9 due to medical issues).

[cyber-newtype]

(in the middle of a heartfelt conversation, with concerning sincerity) and dont forget that I am evil, and that my death will be announced with singing in the streets

[haljordangetpregnant]

Kyle and Hal when they were back and forth-ing about morality when Hal was Parallax

[sinhalcarol]

hal referring to his parents with "sir" and "ma'am"

green lantern: emerald interlude // green lantern: 2005 (#29)

[yellowcorps]

big hater post

about hal and his relationship with his parents and people completely getting it wrong. typed all in one go

so. hal was in no way a daddy's boy or his father's son. even though these are hal's constructs and his own perceptions of his parents, they are still HIS PERCEPTIONS. he saw them this way to some extent, whether real or not. his father consistently dismissing him and insulting him... versus

versus his mother being gentle and kind and giving him advice. and hal in no way, when speaking directly to her, acts out towards her

(green lantern 1990 #48)

and then in legends of the dc universe... it shows hal's mind and a projection of his father, who is shown about to hit him. insulting him more and yelling at him. followed by text that reads "you're afraid of power, and all the abuses it can bring."

hal being a daddy's boy and his mom being turned into the antagonist is a recent development. it's geoff johns writing completely retconning martin jordan's abuse and hal actually being more of a momma's boy. he is the middle child and unfortunately suffers middle child syndrome. martin was COMPLETELY more fond of jack and jim.

whatever

[bug-with-rock]

Hal watch out… they want you.

[dcblueniverse]

… I am extremely weak for Winged AUs but Hal perpetually stumps me. On one hand, something like a falcon that’s super fast and agile in the air makes sense, he’s the best flier by far.

BUT. Have you seen a red-tailed hawk. like that’s perfect they are just such a classic bird of prey, they can survive anywhere in the States, the vibes just fit.

[dcblueniverse]

Hal’s wings would be the only part of himself he even tries to really take care of (they need maintenance after all) and that’s because one of the only things he really likes about himself is his skills as a flier/pilot.

(take his ability to fly away for a bit, and, well…)

His wings always wind up kinda messy-looking anyways because Hal doesn’t have anybody to help him preen them 90% of the time and he wouldn’t ask if he did.

[dcblueniverse]

Sinestro captures Hal for whatever reason these kinda things just happen between them, and he sees how much of an absolute mess Hal’s feathers are on his back where he can’t reach them and just kinda. Sits down and starts working on them. Straightening them out.

Hal didn’t ask <- he’s literally a prisoner at the time but he’s also kinda?? happy about it?? In a way?? Nobody else will do it.

[bug-with-rock]

I agreeeee

[inexplicablyamazing]

My favorite bird and favorite DC member together

[haljordangetpregnant]

Why are people surprised when I say "Hal is as much as a paragon of heroism as Bruce" 😭?

Is it not the default? He's literally a hero?

Why are some people treating him like a lucky frat boy who got randomly picked to weild the strongest weapon in the universe and unfortunately sucks ass at his job?

Guys are we talking about the same Hal Jordan the greatest Green Lantern to ever live?

[greenlanternnerd]

I would argue that in universe Hal is even MORE of a paragon of heroism than Bruce but they’re not ready fort that convo

[haljordangetpregnant]

I second that

At their worst Bruce fails his own morals and beliefs but Hal went insane because the world failed his.

[micshrewart]

doodles of model hal which ABSOLUTELY should've been one of his weird side jobs and is canon to me

[micshrewart]

doodles of model hal which ABSOLUTELY should've been one of his weird side jobs and is canon to me