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Game of Thrones Daily
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@infernal-memorandum
Conservatives love to say "Women don't find feminine men attractive, women want MASCULINITY" but they let Elvis Presley wear eyeliner and sparkle jackets once in 1955 and American teenagers were so horny that preachers had a collective breakdown about it
Pictured: American teens meet a man who knows what mascara is, surrender to Dionysian frenzy
you’ve heard of the mortifying ordeal of being known, now get ready for the
when somebody mentions a “plot hole” in a piece of media and it’s just like “why would this character make an emotionally driven choice consistent with their morals instead of doing the most objectively logical thing in this situation, this writing sucks”
dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE
Not to give any credit to that hive of scum and villainy but god is Reddit funny
I would pay real money to eavesdrop on this family’s next holiday gathering
my fav ship dynamics
(context: this was up by far my most faved tweet I’ve ever gotten. Up to 120k)
The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time
Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King
This is my new favorite compliment
In every city bus garage, there is a bunker where all the bus drivers live, eat, and sleep when they’re off-duty. The city encourages the bus drivers to fuck to strengthen their bonds as warriors.
i want to give mojang a shoutout for creating a game that will literally tolerate any amount of abuse thrown at it
college dormitory sounds
They reinvented commercial breaks but made it so that they occur effectively any time you flip to another channel.
Adblockers are morally acceptable.
i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words
you know what i deserve this
every tumblr post is basically us going FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Americans be eating cheesed burgers
I don't understand.
How boring do you have to be to not see that as a selling point.
After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:
“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”
Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.
“Ow!”
“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”
“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”
“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”
The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.
“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”
She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.
“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”
The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.
“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.
“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”
“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”
