Jabba the Slut

Jesus is my copilot and we're cruisin for pussy

[essek-hotboi-thelyss]

I hope Jester (and also Laura) would be proud of me

[afeelgoodblog]

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

When Bernie Sanders is President I’m getting like 13 abortions

[veganpussyy]

wow your energy is amazing can i show u my tits

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

[badjokesbyjeff]

{air horn sound}

{second air horn sound}

Me: “this isn’t deodorant”

[champagnemanagement]

[pavelow]

I would not survive a vibe check right now

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

[horrorofthebeast]

Beefin'

[thebootydiaries]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[durbikins]

[margaritaville-remade]

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

[valtsv]

it’s called homoeroticism. try it sometime.

[sophietisthebest]

[iguanamouth]

[the-greentext-guy]

[kristina100000]

[fullmetalfisting]

This website makes me feel like I’m being waterboarded