I don't believe in death

(it has never happened to me)

[boccher]

doctor will fix me they'll do a scan and find a terrible darkness seated in my stomach and be like "oh my god we're so sorry we were supposed to remove this at birth like everyone else, i don't know how this was missed, we're so sorry you've been living like this your whole life" and it'll fix my brain too and all clouds will part

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[nicomrade]

[oneheadtoanother]

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[charl0ttan]

[animentality]

[litwtc-quotes-no-episode-title]

"When that which first cursed us-" "its going the distance by CAKE"

[borealing]

i sometimes forget star trek had a real "hes gay, jim" moment

[johnnycrass]

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[apolladay]

were you a...?

wings of fire kid

warrior cats kid

something else

uh no I'm normal

Voting ended onMay 20

[moon-lord-big-naturals]

We got that fine classic literature on the island

[star-crossedloverboy]

I'm a tumblr vampire: I can't enter your home (dms) without explicit permission or risk death

[washlore]

if i was a cardassian and my partner grew a beard i think it'd feel pretty nice... scales protect the skin from harm but also dilute some sensations. a scratchy beard could scratch that itch simple kisses can't reach

[tonyzaret]

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

[what-even-is-thiss]

My dad read me stuff like the lord of the rings and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and Sherlock Holmes as bedtime stories when I was a kid and I dunno what sort of effect that had on my development but whatever it did I think I’m making it everyone else’s problem