InkyMoon

They/It/Star/Xe/Ae - Hermitcraft, Life series, Regretevator, and Phighing! fan - I occasionally do art

[americwa-deactivated20260714]

evil proship sigmund freud, you can't say that!

[thememedaddy]

[karticatyt]

you see, i actually used to chew on cords so much as a kid that my parents resorted to bluetooth headphones so that i'd stop eating them. we are ALL lucky that Twizzlers exist.

[inkcoveredmoon]

i mean i remember that one time you ate your chair when you were what, 14? 15?

[karticatyt]

we don’t talk about the chair here on tumblr…

[inkcoveredmoon]

🪑

[thememedaddy]

[karticatyt]

you see, i actually used to chew on cords so much as a kid that my parents resorted to bluetooth headphones so that i'd stop eating them. we are ALL lucky that Twizzlers exist.

[inkcoveredmoon]

i mean i remember that one time you ate your chair when you were what, 14? 15?

[jackacope]

nap time

[w0rmsmeatofme]

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

[achillbeing]

@bread-lord-khubz this has the vibes of a legendary post

[w0rmsmeatofme]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[hotvampireadjacent]

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[flankerclinger0a]

Oh my god it’s the post

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

ITS THE POST

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[daily-grian]

Final day of Hermit A Day May - Crafts with Cleo!!

[spaciebabie]

i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

[circuits-afire-archive-deactiva]

you know you like a character when you see them and you’re like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there they are !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💗💗💗💗💗💗💓💓💓💓💓💞💞💞💞💞💖💖💕💖💓❤️❤️💚💙❤️💛💚🧡💝💞💞💓💖💖💘❤️💓💚💚💓💗❤️❤️💚💚💞💓💖💖💛💞💞💛💝❤️💜💜💚🖤💓🧡❤️💞

[amazoogle]

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

[amazoogle]

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

[amazoogle]

definitionally yes

[rpfisfine]

[saphushia]

ok maybe a lil more for @shepscapades ‘s dbhc au. it’s very amusing to me. etho uses his deviancy to be a bit of a menace methinks

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things