Mike Driver
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Today's Document
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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shark vs the universe
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i used to think they also crucified baby jesus as a kid for some reason ans the visual of a little baby nailed to a cross was really funny to me, and honestly? i was totally in the right there. kid me was awesome
id high five that little twerp any day but id also probably try to keep my distance because i wouldnt want it to bite me. such is life
Ianthe making Harrow’s hair grow faster is such a little bitch move. One of the most benign things she’s done but if Harrow knew about it she’d probably be the most mad over it compared to literally anything else. 
Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.
imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care
actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys
if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig
I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.
The sexuality of a police officer is cop.
The gender of a police officer is cop.
When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.
If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.
touching a robot girl's blushing cheeks and it feels like the static coming off an old CRT
You have to do predplay with the retired stealth-combat robotgirl. It's enrichment. Frankly, it'd be a little mean not to let her stalk you before chasing you down and feeling up your body. Btw while she's got you she rly wants to know the difference between her synthskin boobs and your organic ones. So she has to press them together while she's pinning you. Obviously.
adopting a guardian angel from the shelter but theyre untrained and undersocialized so i have to chain them up in the yard during the day to keep them from tearing up the furniture and they try to smite anybody who comes too close to the house
I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.
It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.
Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth
Easily my favorite tag/reply on this post so far
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angelgirl instant loss with this one simple trick
thatswhy they do that when princess puts a vibrator on it !!!??!??!!!?
me whenever I see posts about how canon is shit and can be discarded
re: everyone stomping their feet and loudly whining in the notes
the number of people reacting to this post like i broke into their house, shot their dog, and deleted their Ao3 account is fascinating literally all im saying is "eh i dont like when people replace canon with the same half dozen cliches"
the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system
little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said
little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said
oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is
you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt
I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at
nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work
putting this post on every machine from now on thank you
Penwas :(
