eatin a fishies

[gridhark]

[velvet-lover-deactivated2025112]

daily affirmations

[sailatina3]

Certain people seem to think lesbianism is #restrictive to human expirence and that bisexuality/unlabeled sexuality is the only path. Similar people seem to think lesbianism is a cisexual invention that we tgirls must distance ourselves from (in a #transfeminist way.)

I think some of you have your heads in your asses and need to realize some people genuinely just dont want to date men. This may be hard to believe, but maybe there is meaning in having a word for "woman who dates women" that we dont need to over conplicate with bullshit or pathetic ideologies.

[luetta]

you want me so bad it makes you look Intelligent and good taste

[isdalinarhot]

ive talked about my pet theory that stormlight will not cure your hangovers if you are in active addiction and/or subconsciously view yourself of "deserving" the hangover for being a Stupid Dumb Drunk Idiot (shallan can heal hers because she has a relatively healthy relationship with alcohol, dalinar could presumably heal his because he had a one-time slip-up and did not fall wholesale back into the pit) now get ready for: if you have a relationship with a drug thats like "i feel genuinely more uncomfortable with life and with living and existing and shit when i am sober than when i am blasted off the substance of my choice; drunk/high me is the Real Me to be honest" you wont be able to use stormlight to burn it off because the spiritual healing is like what no this is your Ideal State

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[griffonatrix]

my penis is *above* the laminator

my penis is *on top of* the laminator

my penis is *inside of* the laminator

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

this bitch loves prepositions

[griffonatrix]

gotta preposition otherwise your penis will get laminated all cock-eyed. measure twice, cut once and all that

[ivy-michaels]

Meaure once cut also once no prablem

[griffonatrix]

Measure once and don't fuck ut up.

[turing-tested]

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

[turing-tested]

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

[asymbina]

This is fucking wild

[lesbianredpanda]

[professorsparklepants]

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

[mananabuffins]

Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves

[kartprowler]

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[isdalinarhot]

Ialai should’ve killed so many more people than she did

[isdalinarhot]

Putting aside the general nastiness that Every Single Alethi Lighteyes Is Complicit In, the only things Ialai really canonically does on page that are quote unquote “evil” are 1. Dig up some gossip and doctor papers from Navani to embarrass Dalinar 2. Be married to Sadeas. And then she’s understandably upset when her husband dies (they have known each other at least thirty years if not more) (everyone seems to hate her besides him) and Brandon wants you to look at her and go wooooooah what a bitch huh?

[isdalinarhot]

Don’t You Get So Angry

[eightyonekilograms]

I'm playing correspondence chess with my brother and don't feel like making a move tonight but wanted to make sure I did it tomorrow, so I wrote "move against brother" in my TODO list before realizing that sounds kind of insane.

[phaeton-flier]

#AncientPrinceProblems

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

*trying to remember the word "masturbatory"* that argument is a sort of conceptual fleshlight

[iidolomantis]

checked under the sink a bit ago and saw i’ve got an angel infestation. annoying bastards. it explains all the weird dreams and salt pillars and how my neighbor’s dog kept barking in latin the other day, i guess. i’ll have to pick up some more glue traps tomorrow. i’m just hoping my cat doesn’t manage to catch any of them before the traps do; last time, i found a bunch of halos and chewed-up wings, and it was a whole thing with the vet. eight hundred bucks and a vision of the heat death of the universe later, and they tell me not to worry, it happens all the time, and to bring her back if she still has more than two eyes after a week. what a fucking scam.

[aeserathedreamer]

angelgirl instant loss with this one simple trick

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[dogpuppy]