Meep Morp

Any orginal posts or things i comment on are tagged as "galaxy talks". If you message me and i dont reply blame tumblr for never telling me about messages

[meezer]

women don't want me, fish don't fear me. I pass through life like a smooth stone, making no impression on the thin parchment that is fate.

[brucebocchi]

i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

[ofdarklands]

#im half man on my father's side (x)

[retroactivebakeries]

dude idk if you made up penniless friendless alone but i want that tattooed with the article on me that’s fucking hilarious

“Penniless, friendless, alone” owes its origins to a set of Mario Party house rules I played with in college. They are as follows:

One player must play Luigi.

Luigi must die penniless, friendless, and alone.

At the end of the game, if Luigi has any stars or coins, he wins. Otherwise, all other players win.

[karrakazz]

why luigi

[retroactivebakeries]

because he has been chosen to suffer

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[kirianthedivorce]

For my non uk followers wondering wtf is going on:

- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals

- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other

- within the next 24 hours about a third of the government resigned

- one resigned live on tv. Five resigned with the same letter to save time

- previous record for government resignations within 24 hours was 6 and it it was in the 1930s. We are, as I’m writing this, on 45 resignations

- Michael Gove, another cunt who is hated by all, was going to resign but was sacked instead in what appears to be the prime minister going “you can’t quit you’re fired!”

- government meetings are being cancelled because there is literally nobody in those departments anymore

- despite literally everyone begging him at this point to leave, including his most loyal little evil henchman, prime minister is refusing to resign in disgrace as is traditional for British prime ministers

- prime minister genuinely seems to be in complete denial anything serious is happening

- people are calling for Larry the Cat, no. 10’s chief mouser to be the next prime minister. When asked for comment, he licked his arse on live television

[dead-poetsblog]

Adulting is a scam I wanna be a cat. No struggle just meow meow.

[grimeclown]

Happy pride to all the bears including my girlfriend who caught a trout with her bare hands today

[grimeclown]

[grimeclown]

Today she insisted that “hamsters and mice smell different” and that’s how she knew that mice were kept in an old terrarium she dug out of a dumpster instead of a hamster

[ringneckedpheasant]

you can submit reports of incorrect captions to hulu and i’ve had such a hard time watching tv since i found that out because i feel obligated—as someone who needs captions for auditory processing reasons but isn’t deaf or hoh—to submit reports every time, but it means i’m pausing like every 10 minutes and scrubbing til i get to the exact right second so i have a time stamp and then watching the same 15 seconds like 3 times over so i can catch exactly what the mistake was and what it should be corrected to 😔

[ringneckedpheasant]

if you catch mistakes in captions, you can send an email to [email protected], using the following format for reports:

Title:

Season #:

Episode #:

Timestamps:

Device watched on (if relevant):

please join me in my fight to make the world a better place by having more accurate subtitles

[shiftythrifting]

A chicken dish I bought at a thrift store in my hometown and a picture from the 70s of the exact same dish found 3 states away in an antique store

[christopher575]

[marisatomay]

huge congratulations to drugs for continuing to win the war on drugs

[a-preferable-alternative]

Happy D E M O N y'all <3

[lamina-tsrif]

real event that occured that i cant stop thinking about

[backstepping]

and they were……. buddies…. alex hirsch saw disney jumping on the rainbow capitalism train and putting gravity falls in their pride collection and went “remember when you said no homo?”

[churrotowns]

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

[skrytch]

From the original thread

[wizard-email]

I think someone should get the porn bot scripts and reprogram them for LinkedIn. just for my own personal mental health, I think we need that in the world

[wizardpotions]

Be the change you want to see in the world, computer scientist

[wizard-email]

oh shit yeah

[demilypyro]

Tired of fantasy healer girls being cute and shy. More healer girls should be bitter, sarcastic and sadistic

[demilypyro]

Correct

I am that mmo healer and I want to feel represented

[demilypyro]

To be specific I'm not talking about a bad healer or one who refuses to help, the healer girl does do her job and she genuinely cares about her party

I just wish she complained more

[demilypyro]

"That's what you get for playing with fireballs"

"I told you to be more careful"

"You're paying me back for this later"

"You're fine, get up, get up"

[demilypyro]

She's still a cute anime girl I should mention

[chaos-connie]

"You ran into a horde of monsters like some dumbass isekai protagonist, what the fuck did you think would happen? Now shut up and let me reattach your leg, you big crybaby."

[thewordnerdygirl]

HELP A TRANS GIRL GET OUT OF ALABAMA SO SHE CAN GET GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE. 

posting this on behalf of a woman i work with from alabama. she is a single mom trying to get her trans daughter out of state due to the SB184 bill which prohibits gender-affirming care to minors. her daughter is 14 and facing a lot of discrimination, as well as the inability to get blockers.  any donations will go a long way. thank you!  gofundme.