Barely Real

Jaye | 26 | they/them | welcome to a blog so void of personal input I could be a bot [nevermind I see some of y'all are bringing absolutely NOTHING. I just forget to tag or post things]

[huffylemon]

[actualized-animal]

local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”

[actualized-animal]

hey. they’re what??

[02]

hi those are my tags yeah i saw some videos about it, theyre all like “remember this sound? the birds you would always hear in your childhood in the early 2000s? you dont hear it anymore bc these birds went extinct in 2020…. </3” and everyones always commenting like OMG NO THATS SO SAD THIS SOUND IS SO NOSTALGIC!!! like what do you mean i hear them all the time…

anyways heres 3 of them on my porch yesterday

edit: here’s a tiktok claiming they’re extinct, it has 400k views. here’s another with 232k views

[actualized-animal]

so sad that mourning doves are extinct now. sometimes i can still hear them hoo hoo hooing

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

this is awesome

[liquidstar]

Cars need to start being different colors again this is an epidemic

[pinoruno]

hozier’s little side quest narrations in between songs are so important to me. saw him (live !!! first time ever !!!!) today spend a solid three minutes going “i’ve just seen the most amazing bootleg hozier tshirt. if i could sell it without getting in loads of trouble i would. if i could WEAR it without getting in trouble i would. it says HOZIER and then it just has pictures of faramir from lord of the rings. oh no— oh i’m sorry, it’s a higher honor, it’s aragorn. and you have— is that boromir? and who’s that, that’s— that’s your fella from the princess bride” about a group of 3 people who had aragorn, boromir, and inigo montoya respectively on their “bootleg hozier” shirts. king.

[wretchedly]

I went to his show Friday and saw the following collection (the first is the only picture I took myself). I don’t know where or how this trend started but I fully support it

[sisyphusshrugged]

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

[sovietnam]

[wokeuplaughing]

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

[wokeuplaughing]

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

[diesaur]

[typhlonectes]

[haaarpb]

a comic about a button

[shencomix]

[sisyphusshrugged]

[poondragoon]

Bad news: your kid is the neighborhood cryptid.

Good news: you can get that on a bumper sticker

[gjjuddmk2]

[ceekari]

sound on, obviously

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

[acelessthan3]

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

[acelessthan3]

The dykes and trannies in the notes have informed me they would like to be included in this commentary on the homogenizing forces of gentrification within the queer community as represented by language discourse around "slur" reclamation

[eternalgirlscout]

winona ryder's character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says "hey thats weird right" and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like "woah category five woman moment incoming"

[eternalgirlscout]

if i were joyce byers and somebody told me i was overreacting to anything i would say "remember the time an entire town thought i was insane but it turned out the government actually did fake my son's death after he got sucked into an alien hell dimension?" i would milk that for all it was worth for the rest of my life

[catchymemes]