the ultimate heathers lyric starter meme ( act 1 )
❛ I believe I’m a good person. ❜
❛ I like to think there’s good in everyone. ❜
❛ Here we are. First day of senior year. ❜
❛ I look around at these kids I’ve known my whole life and I ask myself: What happened? ❜
❛ Then we got bigger, that was the trigger. ❜
❛ Welcome to my school. ❜
❛ This ain’t no high school. ❜
❛ This is the Thunderdome. ❜
❛ Hold your breath and count the days, we’re graduating soon. ❜
❛ College will be paradise if I’m not dead by June. ❜
❛ But I know life can be beautiful. ❜
❛ I hope, I dream, I pray for a better way. ❜
❛ If we changed back then, we could change again. ❜
❛ We could be beautiful, just not today. ❜
❛ Things will get better, soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke or Brown. ❜
❛ Then I can blow this town. ❜
❛ Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes. ❜
❛ Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze. ❜
❛ (name), third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick. ❜
❛ What did you say to me skank? ❜
❛ We were kind before, we can be kind once more. ❜
❛ We on for movie night? ❜
❛ Yeah, you’re on Jiffy Pop detail. ❜
❛ I rented the Princess Bride! ❜
❛ Woah, again? Don’t you have it memorized by now? ❜
❛ What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending. ❜
❛ He is the smartest guy on the football team… which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf. ❜
❛ Hey! Pick that up right now! ❜
❛ I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me? ❜
❛ My buddy (name) just asked you a question. ❜
❛ I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend? ❜
❛ You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant. ❜
❛ You have a zit right there! ❜
❛ Dear diary: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ❜
❛ Why don’t I fight back? ❜
❛ Why do I act like such a creep? ❜
❛ Why won’t he date me? ❜
❛ Why do I cry myself to sleep? ❜
❛ Give me some hope here! ❜
❛ They float above it all. ❜
❛ Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings. ❜
❛ No discernible personality but her mom did pay for implants. ❜
❛ She is a mythic bitch. ❜
❛ They’re solid teflon. Never bothered, never harassed. ❜
❛ I would give anything to be like that. ❜
❛ I’d like to be their boyfriend. ❜
❛ That would be beautiful. ❜
❛ I’d like them to be nicer. ❜
❛ I’d like to kidnap a (name) and photograph her naked in an abandoned building and leave her tied up for the rats. ❜
❛ Grow up, (name), Bulimia is so ‘87. ❜
❛ Maybe you should see a doctor, (name). ❜
❛ Perhaps you didn’t hear the bell over all the vomiting. You’re late for class. ❜
❛ (name), wasn’t feeling well! We’re helping her. ❜
❛ Hurry up, get where you’re going. ❜
❛ This is an excellent forgery. ❜
❛ Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think you tolerate me, they’ll leave me alone. ❜
❛ Before you answer I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes. ❜
❛ For a greasy, little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❜
❛ If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I’d have matching halves. That’s very important. ❜
❛ Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds. ❜
❛ This could be beautiful. ❜
❛ Get this girl some blush and (name) I need your brush. ❜
❛ Let’s make her beautiful. ❜
❛ I don’t want trouble. ❜
❛ You’re gonna die at 3pm. ❜
❛ Don’t you dare touch me! ❜
❛ What did I ever do to them? ❜
❛ Who could survive this? ❜
❛ Who’s that with (name)? ❜
❛ You hope, you dream, you pray and you get your way. ❜
❛ Ask me how it feels lookin’ like hell on wheels. ❜
❛ My god, it’s beautiful. ❜
❛ I might be beautiful! ❜
❛ When you’re beautiful, it’s a beautiful frickin’ day! ❜
❛ Are we gonna have a problem? ❜
❛ You’ve got a bone to pick? ❜
❛ You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick? ❜
❛ I’d normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch. ❜
❛ Here’s some advice. Listen up, biatch! ❜
❛ I like looking hot, buying stuff they can not. ❜
❛ I like drinking hard, maxing dad’s credit card. ❜
❛ I like skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him. ❜
❛ I like killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose. ❜
❛ If you lack the balls you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack. ❜
❛ Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my Porsha with the quarterback. ❜
❛ Honey, watchu waitin’ for? ❜
❛ Step into my candy store. ❜
❛ It’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore. ❜
❛ All you have to do is say goodbye to Shamoo. ❜
❛ That freak’s not you friend. ❜
❛ If she had your shot, she would leave you to rot. ❜
❛ ‘Course if you don’t care, fine, go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on. ❜
❛ Forget that creep and get in my jeep. ❜
❛ Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn! ❜
❛ You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore. ❜
❛ You can join the team or you can bitch and moan. ❜
❛ You can live the dream or you can die alone. ❜
❛ You can fly with eagles or, if you prefer, keep on testing me and end up like her. ❜
❛ (name), look! (name) invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me! ❜
❛ Time for you to prove you’re not a lame-ass anymore. ❜
❛ Hey, Mr. No Name Kid, so who might you be? ❜
❛ Could you fight for me? ❜
❛ Could you face the crowd? Could you be seen with me and still act proud. ❜
❛ Could you hold my hand? ❜
❛ Could you carry me through no man’s land? ❜
❛ It’s fine, if you don’t agree. ❜
❛ I would fight for you, if you would fight for me. ❜
❛ let them drive us underground, I don’t care how far. ❜
❛ You can set my broken bones and I know CPR. ❜
❛ Woah! You can punch real good. ❜
❛ You’ve lasted longer than I thought you would. ❜
❛ If some night you’re free, wanna fight for me? ❜
❛ I’ve been ten high schools, they start to get blurry. no point planting roots ‘cause you’re gone in a hurry. ❜
❛ My dad keeps to suitcases packed in the den, so it’s only a matter of ‘when’. ❜
❛ I don’t learn their names, don’t bother with faces. ❜
❛ All I can trust is this concrete oasis. ❜
❛ Seems every time I’m about to despair, there’s a 7-11 right there. ❜
❛ Each store is the same from Las Vegas to Boston. ❜
❛ I pray at my altar of slush. ❜
❛ I live for that sweet, frozen rush! ❜
❛ Freeze your brain, suck on that straw, get lost in the pain. ❜
❛ Happiness comes when everything numbs. ❜
❛ Just freeze your brain. ❜
❛ Does your mommy know you eat all that crap? ❜
❛ When mom was alive, we lived half-way normal. ❜
❛ Now it’s just me and my dad, we’re less formal. ❜
❛ I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent. Learned the world doesn’t owe you a cent. ❜
❛ You’re planing a future (name). ❜
❛ You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer. ❜
❛ The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you’d better start building some walls. ❜
❛ Swim in the ice, get lost in the pain. ❜
❛ Shut your eyes tight, til you vanish from sight. Let nothing remain. ❜
❛ Fight pain with more pain! ❜
❛ Forget who you are, unburden your load, forget in six weeks you’ll be back on the road. ❜
❛ When the voice in your head says you’re better of dead, don’t open a vein. ❜
❛ Dad said ‘act our age’, you heard the man. It’s time to rage! ❜
❛ Drink, smoke, it’s all cool. ❜
❛ Let’s get naked in my pool! ❜
❛ Punch the wall and start a fight! ❜
❛ Ain’t nobody home tonight. ❜
❛ Come upstairs and rest your head. ❜
❛ Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax. ❜
❛ It’s time for big fun! ❜
❛ When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet it’s big fun. ❜
❛ Ok, ok, ok, so it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot? ❜
❛ You’re doing it wrong! ❜
❛ Really? cause I feel great! ❜
❛ (name) you are looking good tonight! ❜
❛ A hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery! ❜
❛ Everyone’s high as a kite. ❜
❛ Is that weed? I want a hit. ❜
❛ Fill that joint and roll it tight. ❜
❛ Dreams are coming true when people laugh, but not at you. ❜
❛ I’m not alone! I’m not afraid! ❜
❛ I feel like Bono at LiveAid! ❜
❛ Crack open one more case. ❜
❛ I think that’s what they call third base. ❜
❛ Way to show maturity. ❜
❛ Quit it jackass! Get off of me! ❜
❛ I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence. ❜
❛ I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I’m coming for you! ❜
❛ Aw, thanks, (name) but I don’t really have to vomit right now. ❜
❛ You need a jello shot! ❜
❛ I can’t believe you actually came. ❜
❛ I brought sparkling cider! ❜
❛ Showing up here took some guts, time to rip ‘em out. ❜
❛ Why d’you gotta be so weird all the time? ❜
❛ People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal. ❜
❛ There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me? ❜
❛ Our folks got no clue ‘bout all the shit their children do. ❜
❛ Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised? ❜
❛ The demon queen of high school has decreed it. ❜
❛ She says monday, 8 am, I will be deleted. ❜
❛ They’ll hunt me down in studyhall, stuff and mount me on the wall. ❜
❛ Thirty hours to live, how shall I spend them? ❜
❛ I don’t have to stay and die like cattle. ❜
❛ I could change my name and ride up to Seattle. ❜
❛ Wait, here’s an option that I like: spend these thirty hours gettin’ freakay! ❜
❛ I’m a dead girl walking. ❜
❛ (name)? What are you doing in my room? ❜
❛ I’m sorry but I really had to wake you. ❜
❛ See I’ve decided I must ride you ‘til I break you. ❜
❛ (name) says I got’s to go. ❜
❛ You’re my last meal on death row. ❜
❛ Shut your mouth and loose those tighty whiteys. ❜
❛ Let’s go, you know the drill. ❜
❛ I’m hot and pissed and on the pill. ❜
❛ It’s ‘cause you’re beautiful. ❜
❛ You say you’re numb inside, but I can’t agree. ❜
❛ So the world’s unfair, keep it looked out there. In here it’s beautiful. ❜
❛ Let’s make this beautiful. ❜
❛ How’d you find my address? ❜
❛ I think you tore my mattress! ❜
❛ No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. ❜
❛ Get your ass in gear! Make this whole town disappear! ❜
❛ Slap me, pull my hair. ❜
❛ Touch me there and there and there and no more talking. ❜
❛ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! OW! ❜
❛ Believe it or not, I knew about fear, I knew the way loneliness stung. ❜
❛ I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes, I learned to kiss boys with my tongue. ❜
❛ The world it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen crown. ❜
❛ No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings, no one gets her insecurity. ❜
❛ I’m am more than shoulder pads and makeup. ❜
❛ No one sees the me inside of me. ❜
❛ Jesus! You’re making me sound like air supply! ❜
❛ Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops. ❜
❛ No, look, here’s a suicide note. ❜
❛ They couldn’t see past my rockstar mystique, they wouldn’t dare look in my eyes. ❜
❛ Just underneath was a terrified girl who clings to her pillow and cries. ❜
❛ My looks were just like prison bars, they left me a myriad of scars. ❜
❛ No one thinks a pretty girl has substance, that’s the curse of popularity. ❜
❛ I am more than just a source of handjobs. ❜
❛ Our children are dying! ❜
❛ This is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read. ❜
❛ Box up my clothing for Good Will and give the poor my Nordic Track. ❜
❛ Donate my car to crippled kids or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❜
❛ Give them my tapes and my CDs, my hats, my pumps, my flats my three TVs. ❜
❛ I weep for all failed to be. ❜
❛ Maybe I can help the world by leaving. ❜
❛ Maybe that’s the me inside of me. ❜
❛ I never knew about her pain. ❜
❛ Her life had hit a rocky patch. ❜
❛ Deep down she wasn’t cruel or vain. ❜
❛ She didn’t mean to be a snatch. ❜
❛ (name), you’re very quiet. What’s on your mind? ❜
❛ Maybe (name) realized that in order to be happy she had to give up her power, and that the only way to do that was death? ❜
❛ My god! Look what we’ve done, we’re breaking through! (name) would be so proud of you! ❜
❛ No one thinks a pretty girl can touch you. ❜
❛ She’s made us better than we were. ❜
❛ (name) is dead, but she will live inside me. ❜
❛ Holy crap! This is awesome! ❜
❛ Our sins fell on her shoulders. ❜
❛ (name) died so we could all be free. ❜
❛ I’m bigger than John Lennon! ❜
❛ She’s the dove that sings outside my window. ❜
❛ She’s the twin from whom I’m separated. ❜
❛ She’s the horse I never got for Christmas. ❜
❛ (name) sees the me inside of me. ❜
❛ You’ve got a left hand, use it. ❜
❛ Don’t talk mean like that! ❜
❛ You’ll hurt their feelings! ❜
❛ You make my balls so blue. ❜
❛ What did they do to you that you hate them so? ❜
❛ They’re all beat up like a tackling dummy. ❜
❛ They long for your embrace. ❜
❛ Just look at them glow. ❜
❛ Once you were geeky and nerdy, but they knew you’re dirty. ❜
❛ Baby you gots to come through. ❜
❛ Please make their dreams come true. ❜
❛ They made you cry, but that will end tonight. ❜
❛ You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world. ❜
❛ When the morning comes, we’ll burn it down and then, we’ll build the world again. ❜
❛ I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake. ❜
❛ See, now I’m crying too. ❜
❛ We’ll raise our city here. ❜
❛ How did you know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once? ❜
❛ Meet me at the cemetery, at dawn. ❜
❛ We can start and finish wars. ❜
❛ We’re what killed the dinosaurs. ❜
❛ We’re the asteroid that’s overdue. ❜
❛ They died because god said they must. ❜
❛ The new world needed room for me and you. ❜
❛ I’d trade my life for yours. ❜
❛ They all will disappear. ❜
❛ We’ll plant out garden here. ❜
❛ When the morning comes, they’ll both be laughing stocks. ❜
❛ Let’s go hunt some jocks! ❜
❛ Take it slow (name). Strip for me. ❜
❛ I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport. ❜
❛ (name)? You’re just unconscious, right (name)? (name)!?. ❜
❛ Get off the fence! Get off the damn fence! ❜
❛ What the fuck have you done? ❜
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