[tastefullyoffensive]

[cute-overload]

[valtsv]

sorry for not developing my employability skills i was too busy being sexy and fun

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

i absolutely love when brutalist buildings are surrounded by and covered in a bunch of greenery. the juxtaposition……

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

doesn’t get better than this

[frogitivity2]

Ready to start?

Yes No

[labella-instagram]

[greglestrade]

this is the only good post i’ve ever seen on facebook

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[1o9]

[kareshare]

[blackqueerblog]

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

[kingjaffejoffer]

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

[colachampagnedad]

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

[homeotherm-deactivated20190108]

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[catchymemes]

Jack Black walks by couple, accidentally turns them into a 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme

[scavenger-rey]

I feel attacked

[dogg]

[cosantiago]

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual: