You’ve heard* of the fraternities Pi Kappa Alpha… Sigma Alpha Epsilon… Beta Theta Phi…… but what about…
🪢 ALPHA BETA OMEGA 🪢 ?
Is this a joke? Yes! Can you actually buy these things? Also yes! A bunch of college students get to wear mysterious Greek letter combinations on their chests to signal to others In The Know what their deal is… why should they have all the fun? It’s our turn, and our thing is better. Objectively. Probably. Or worse? But more fun FOR SURE. Ideal clothing for making weird eye contact with the other online-looking person at the grocery store or gym, confusing your boss over a video call, or meeting your fandom Discord squad for outdoor brunch!
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*I googled “most popular fraternities” for these names.





















