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You’ve heard* of the fraternities Pi Kappa Alpha… Sigma Alpha Epsilon… Beta Theta Phi…… but what about…

🪢 ALPHA BETA OMEGA 🪢 ?

Is this a joke? Yes! Can you actually buy these things? Also yes! A bunch of college students get to wear mysterious Greek letter combinations on their chests to signal to others In The Know what their deal is… why should they have all the fun? It’s our turn, and our thing is better. Objectively. Probably. Or worse? But more fun FOR SURE. Ideal clothing for making weird eye contact with the other online-looking person at the grocery store or gym, confusing your boss over a video call, or meeting your fandom Discord squad for outdoor brunch!

→ GET YOUR ABΩ FRATERNITY MERCH HERE

*I googled “most popular fraternities” for these names.

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GODDESS

Check on your “strong” friends. Sometimes we are the ones who are suffering the most when we say “I’m ok” but all we want to do is scream “I’m not”

#depression sucks #check on your loved ones #it gets better right

just floatin!

I feel this.

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

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I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

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my memory has gotten so bad at one point I couldn’t remember easy words. It would sometimes take me MINUTES to formulate what I wanted to say. it’s better now, but I still have an absolute TRASH memory

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Harlivy in the Trailer for Season 2 of Harley Quinn: The Animated Series

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Do you believe in love at first sight? That you could meet someone, or just… across a room, and with that one glance you could look in their eyes and see their soul. Do you believe that could happen?

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OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS PARALLEL IS AMAZING BLESS YOU OP YOU’RE MY HERO

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god i wish i was blackout drunk off corn wine in a tea garden in yunan province

girls night!

Yall ever remember how fucking weird Dragon Age: Origins was ? You have the dragon blood cult, a insane lady wispering a poem about cannibals to you before she kills herself, after which you fight monster who is made of tits, and who can forget when you had to get involved in a feud between a talking tree and crazy nut guy who lived in the woods

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Some people seem to not remember Hespith, insane lady with the cannibal poem, killing her self. I did get the order wrong to be fair, she jumps off a cliff after the fight the tit monster.

Lots of tags about how the talking tree speaks only in poems because it’s poetry. I had forgotten that the tree was full of awful puns. But it did make me reconsider which storyline was the weirdest and I decided to was the one where you have to go fight a group of werewolves whoes leader was a magic wolf/naked plant Spirit.