Shit, I'm still here?

I bounce around different things, mostly I just reblog random ass shit... I'm honestly just chillin, this is where I dissociate very few social issues things will exist here for that reason, doesn't mean I don't care, this is just my space for me to well throw things I like at a wall. Chronically tired, very ADHD, somewhere on the autism spectrum, very gay, somewhere in my 20s Any pronouns will do. 

[juniperjelly]

reminder since we're gettin another wave of bots:

if you don't distinguish yourself from a bot, just any sorta indication that a human made the blog, like a funny pfp or description, or even a disclaimer that you're a lurker, then you're almost certainly gonna be blocked n reported for spam when you follow people

[deluxeloy]

Having a good URL is no longer an excuse. We shoot on sight, it's up to you to warn us you're real.

[ramyavasavadan]

My pfp is literally a badly cropped picture of my dogs lmao so hi I’m real

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[astralace-v]

At some point in your life you will be cooking (not baking!) a recipe you have never cooked before. You might think "1 tablespoon of garlic doesn't seem like enough" or "maybe I should throw in the rest of that veggie in the fridge that's going bad soon." This is God talking. Your dish WILL taste better with more garlic or more veggies. Also God will tell you to add a little lemon juice to your chicken soup. Do it.

The devil might tell you to add way too much salt, so maybe don't listen to him. Oh and he might tell you to add acid to your raw beans but don't do that. They'll never get soft. That's kinda it tho. Just throw shit in!! Don't be afraid to deviate from the recipe a little bit, cooking really is a lot more forgiving than people think it is! Baking tho... that shit's magic and alchemy.

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[anneemay]

[nyancrimew]

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

[planefood]

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:

[moniquill]

There are better options:

Find the meaning, history and popularity of given names from around the world. Get ideas for baby names or discover your own name's history.

A site of generators to randomly produce concepts, characters, and descriptions for stories, role-playing games, and art, as well as have fu

Countless generators for countless names. Some say it's the best fantasy name generator site around, which is very humbling to hear.

[rosetherandomreblogger]

THERE IS A TIKTOK AD ABOUT THE IDES OF MARCH FROM LITTLE CESARS?????

[rosetherandomreblogger]

It’s been over a year… yall know what time of year it is

[elizabethsillymoose]

Y'all!!! It's almost time to stab Caesar!

[mockva]

[lurker-lenore]

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

[entities-of-posts]

The Spiral

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Home decor hacks for if you hate yourself and want to die

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[tlirsgender]

Things people hate hearing:

You are capable of harm

You have some level of power and agency

Ergo it is your responsibility to communicate your needs and boundaries

If you lie to someone about something being okay when it isn't, that is on you

Something being a trauma response doesn't exempt it from harming your relationships and the other people in them

Enabling your trauma responses will not make them go away, and it is your responsibility to work on yourself for your own wellbeing as well as the people around you

Being A Victim cannot be a pillar of your identity forever, and being victimized does not make you incapable of harming other people (see above)

You are not a mouse in a jean jacket you are an eel with a gun / adult human being who can use your words even if it's Scary

Having a personality disorder doesn't make you evil but you have got to get off of Personality Disorder Tumblr (see above, re: enabling)

[tlirsgender]

Deep sigh. You want me to ~be compassionate~ here's the compassionate answer: your trauma will tell you you're a helpless child forever and you need to Not Think This Way for yourself (living under the assumption you're still in danger whether you actually are or not) and everyone else who has to tiptoe around your Sensitivity. That's how you break the cycle and you can only do this by accepting responsibility for your actions. And it seems like a small semantic thing but imo step one is calling yourself a survivor instead of a victim. Self identifying with your victimhood helps No One. You lived, now get up

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[randomthunk]

most foreboding time stamp

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to survive a week in your recent hyperfixation, can you do it?

yes

no

dead

too easy

results

Voting ended onFeb 3

[akajustmerry]

I will NEVER let ppl forget that Brad Pitt terrorised and beat Angelina Jolie and their kids so bad on a plane ride that a report was filed by the FBI with multiple witnesses. And I will never forget that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from him almost immediately after that incident in 2016 and it wasn't until THIS YEAR that Pitt agreed to it after ALMOST A DECADE of dragging her and their kids through bullshit defamation court proceedings. But you'd never know because that fucker is everywhere with his fake racecar movie and shitty cheek fillers and everyone just eats it up. So many people warned that the Depp v Heard case would light the way for famous abusers to be rehabilitated in the public eye and it did. It proved to abusers that they don't even need to be sorry or acknowledge what they did they can just keep showing up, smear their victims behind the scenes with astro turfing and let the fans and industry do the rest. brad pitt, Kevin Spacey, James Franco, Ezra Miller, Johnny Depp etc. all of them are thriving in the spotlight rn and being invited to major industry events and even winning awards despite documented incidents of abuse. It's so fucking depressing.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”

[kyra45]

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

You must now %100 complete the last game you played. Can you?

Yes

No

I’ll try

It’s not possible

I have to do it again?

I ain’t doing that again

Aw no

Too difficult

(Random hollow knight player who has to get %100+)

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Voting ended onJan 8

[teradrama-deactivated20260513]

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

[teradrama-deactivated20260513]

we're 10 days away from the anniversary of this post breaking my blog, so reblogs are back on! maybe I can get a new blocklist out of this