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4lung

better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

felix

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

felix

possession

POSSESSION (1981) Andrzej Żuławski TETEMREHÍVÁS - The Ordeal of the Bier (1881) by Jenő Gyárfás

veryfunnymemes

c-bassmeow

ok? but who is winning in a FIGHT this isn’t about personality. Who is gonna WIN in fisty cuffs ?

sodomymcscurvylegs

Angelica can’t fucking fight. The only girl she’s ever scalped was Cynthia, and that’s cause she’s inanimate.

ghey-menace

Angelica just acts hard cause she’s around literal babies all the time who can’t challenge her, that’s why she got her life snatched when Susie came around. DW on the other hand is about that life, she’s the youngest and smallest and still nobody fucks with her.

flawlessglamazon

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abercrombee

this is what “shjfkgslkjhlkjsg” sounds like

bunjywunjy

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

re-peysi

for context these are the poems

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also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

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and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it’s Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.