after the storm again, i see a weasel

he/him. '99

[girljeremystrong]

[sluttynurse]

is it alcoholic messy whore summer yet

[jessaerys]

they don't warn you how much you're going to love rock lee. no one tells you

[the-east-art]

Useful image for when your internet friends have rain in their cities and you don’t

[the-east-art]

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever made. It’s just people talking about wanting rain. Or who have too much rain and want other to have their rain.

[openingadoor]

[pekingopera]

[gyrovagi]

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

FUCKING ÖTZI THE ICE MAN FOR ICE 🧊🥶

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[angelicguy]

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome