i screams

i read, i screams, that's it side blog because security was breached

[sockiepuppetry]

"It's the guy from all those weird YouTube kids videos!"

[insanebutalsouwu]

call me Cassandra the way NOBODY FUCKING LISTENS TO ME

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[pukicho]

Was it Human?

[insanebutalsouwu]

ah sorry that's just Jason todd

[insanebutalsouwu]

"ugh you probably only got into the fandom because Nightwing is hot-"

WRONG

I KIN TIM DRAKE

[insanebutalsouwu]

you never know how sweaty you are until you try to pull up sweatpants in a public bathroom

[insanebutalsouwu]

now gentlepeople

for the true question of the night

am i, ready, to read smut about the movie that destroyed me emotionally in my childhood?

[animentality]

[insanebutalsouwu]

some of those words are in the bible

[honted0]

Superbat brain go brr

The og sound is from Superman/Batman: Public Enemies (2009)

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[thatguyvitor]

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

[silly-detector]

"The late bird gets the much cooler 'night worm'"

"only 'bird' that gets MY 'night worm' is my very pun ctual wife!"

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

this post contains:

1 clown!

4 mimes!

[insanebutalsouwu]

mister @silly-detector i think there may be two clown?

[insanebutalsouwu]

no i do not in fact want to read the turbo misogyny au

get your A/B/O silly ass out of my face

[insanebutalsouwu]

having to physically restrain myself from trying to learn a whole new language in the middle of the night because im procrastinating doing schoolwork

[insanebutalsouwu]

look i don't have a lot of experience with romance

but it CANNOT be that hard to break up with your shitty boyfriend

[insanebutalsouwu]

writers are funny as heck because sometimes ill see an author's note be like "hey im sorry i know i put this on m but i should have rated it mature because at the end they kiss"

and then some other guy is like " yeah i only put this in mature to be careful but i think this should be t" *after killing 3 characters and a graphic sex scene "

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[faiyaart]

Superman's first meeting with Robin

a stupid unfunny joke

[insanebutalsouwu]

we say it as a joke, but Superman could actually be led to believe that bruce actually dis give birth to the bat boys

[lilmiaowkittie]

[insanebutalsouwu]

we were cheated out of alpha ao3

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[justplainsalty]

The blog post is pretty great too.

[insanebutalsouwu]

i think this may be implying ao3 got bitched