I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

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I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.
Research has shown that pleasure affects nutrient absorption. In a 1970s study of Swedish and Thai women, it was found that when the Thai women were eating their own (preferred) cuisine, they absorbed about 50% more iron from the meal than they did from eating the unfamiliar Swedish food. And the same was true in the reverse for the Swedish women. When both groups were split internally and one group given a paste made from the exact same meal and the other was given the meal itself, those eating the paste absorbed 70% less iron than those eating the food in its normal state.
Pleasure affects our metabolic pathways; itâs a facet of the complex gut-brain connection. If youâre eating foods you donât like because you think itâs healthy, itâs not actually doing your body much good (itâs also unsustainable, weâre pleasure-seeking creatures). Eat food you enjoy, itâs a win-win.
what
no seriously
what?
PLEASURE IS A NECESSARY PART OF HUMAN HEALTH, BOTH PSYCHOLOGICALLY AND PHYSICALLY
this is why you should be eating your chips with salsa and guac instead of beating yourself up for not eating a salad with tomato and avocado (unless you are a salad bitch like me then enjoy both of them!)
high school teachers: if you donât show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you
college professors:Â
I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us âthereâs more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thingâs full of NyQuil. Iâm going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.â The class ended up being 17 minutes long.
Your professor was trying to fight God
I was in a class in undergrad, fellow classmate walks in 20, maybe 30 minutes after class started and slightly out of breath. Professor gives a vague look of curiosity and the kid says âmy bad. They set up a bouncy castle outside.â The Professor perks up âthereâs a bouncy castle?! Class dismissed!â and straight up ran out of the room. It was a 10am class.
It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. Itâs blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customersâ money.
oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.
Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol
This is it, this is the one
Oh mY GOD do I try
CHOCOLATE MAN BACK AT IT AGAIN
i see any large amount of chocolate and my mind just screams âitâs the fucking chocolate man againâ
this bitch knows carpentry, pottery, sculpture, architecture, AND all the chocolate/confectionary skills. what the fuck doesnât he know?????
when to quit
Feel like you guys would appreciate this tweet
Whoever wrote Monsters vs Aliens put her whole pussy into it when she made Susan start out as an engaged woman and end the movie as a huge single woman just balling w her bros
Man that movie is a classic fr
People often mistake âyour feelings are validâ with âyour reaction based on your feelings is okâ
Which isnât the same thing
Youâre entitled to how you feel. Youâre not entitled to behave however you want based off of those feelings
Tumblr should appreciate Two Crabs by Vincent Van Gogh more
It's two crabs, whats not to love
*ahem* may I also add...
Two rats by Vincent Van Gogh
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âi also choose this guyâs dead wifeâ was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you canât stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
you would undo God's punishment?
marie kondo has had ENOUGH of people calling her methods minimalism
image description: a screenshot of an instagram post from Marie Kondo, where she posted a picture of a bookshelf covered in colorful boxes, books, nicknacks, and plants. Her caption is: âFun fact: KonMari is not minimalism! While minimalism champions living with less, I like to encourage people to live with items they truly cherish. Think of it this way: tidying is about what you want to keep in your life, not what you want to eliminate. Photo by @/belorenata. #MyKurashiâ /end ID
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