writers block is a bitch

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[insanity-is-brewing]

Hi! I’m Ace, and I use They/Them. This will mostly be a place for reblogs, but I'm working on some stuff to write, so look forward to that

I NOW HAVE A BLOG WITH STUFF I WRITE! GO TO @brew-writes TO READ THE FIRST CHAPTER OF MY DYSTOPIAN NOVEL

This is a 13+ blog bc I don't feel comfortable with anyone younger interacting. Find me on Twitch at insanity_is_brewing I will only stream once in a blue moon

This is my personal blog, where I just reblog shit I find funny. Take a gander, and enjoy your time here!

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[ghstwht]

Had a thought that Grace technically never used reverse translation for Rocky, and Rocky understood him without a translator because he basically learned the language himself.

And you know all those jokes and headcanons about Rocky swearing every other word like any self-respecting engineer would, right? And Grace most likely did enter all those words into the translator, but replaced them with softer censored equivalents because he himself doesn’t really swear so the idea that someone might be talking to him in profanity every other sentence probably never even crossed his mind.

Now imagine this. They finally arrive to Erid. Grace desperately wants to make a good first impression, so he spends days hunched over his laptop, painstakingly assembling a greeting speech out of fragments from Rocky’s recordings.

And the resulting first contact speech sounds… bad. Like really bad. He turns the laptop toward the delegation looking unbelievably proud of himself. Presses play. And the computer proceeds to unleash a magnificent torrent of multilayered alien profanity stitched together from fragments of Rocky’s voice. Grace has absolutely no idea.

Rocky watched all of these preparations in silence the entire time, making those sly whistling noises that could absolutely be interpreted as laughter. Rocky's proud.

Meanwhile the Eridians are just thinking: "Yep. Okay. This leaky space blob really did spend years with our Rocky."

[hard-times-paramore]

Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.

Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.

Edit: here's mine!

[animentality]

[mikkeneko]

#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden

[rostekhorn]

Ideally you both go "babe look I did the kitchen" with "holy shit that's awesome thanks as a response

This is a very minor example of it, but there's something absolutely pathological I've noticed where people talking about unfairness will always point to something X group gets but Y group doesn't, and depressingly often, the conclusion will be "nobody should get this" as opposed to "everybody should get this." Like Y group doesn't care (or is told they shouldn't care) if they're not getting a good thing because the important thing is nobody else does either.

And I can't narrow this down to any particular faction or group of people - it's not just centrists or leftists, or even progressives or conservatives, or what have you. It's just... all over the place. And it's an incredibly toxic way to talk about injustice.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[graves-yard]

I’ve been stressed and upset so I’m drugging the brothers cocaine and sedative

[roryjor]

Something something rainbows and unicorns

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like… i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[notsotinyblob]

Rocky unfamiliar with classic earth puppet

[loveridden1999]

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

[drawnbymabel]

Kageyama’s current concern

[deadwooded]

Hey. Does anyone else ever think about how the UPP kids probably move through the world like they’re always in danger, even when there’s not an actual case on their hands?

William “I have to blink manually” Wisp takes a supernatural defense go bag on everyday outings. He’s always ready, always vigilant, enough so that we know he’s had false positives in the past. Everything that moves wrong is a potential threat, and this is a boy who jumps at shadows. Everything is a threat

Norah has anxiety. Worse yet, auditory hallucinations that she has to use a camcorder to differentiate from reality. After all, any awful sound she hears could be real. She’s heard horrible, impossible yet entirely real things before. She tries to save her sanity by falling back on rational defense mechanisms, but how far can that really get her living in Deadwood?

The threats that haunt Isaac’s everyday life aren’t as illusory as the rest of the team. Fear is something that lives in the same house as him. Just existing puts him at risk of incurring punishment and the feeling of dread is probably as familiar to him as the sound of a car pulling into the driveway. His life itself might not be at risk, but that’s a cold comfort

Lui…he’s an expert on the occult. If you’re always thinking about something, you start to see it everywhere. And things only get worse with Empty Graves (spoilers below the cut) -

because even he couldn’t pick up on the fact that he was living in complete ignorance with his dead and decaying grandmother. I can’t imagine a world in which this kid is ever able to trust his grasp on reality again. Anything and everything could be monstrous

Not to mention just the straight up traumatic aspect of everything that goes down in Deadwood. Bodies, blood, loss of autonomy, neighbors gutting each other, death, mortal terror. This entire environment is like Miracle-Gro for long term psychological issues. I wish all of UPP a very please see a therapist

[premiumfishes]

Condi characters getting emotional is my favorite man. Those my babies but they need to cry and crash out and feel guilt. Love me a choked up speech from our boy Condifiction.

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[greelin]

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself