juicy booty

I'm Santana I don't know what the fuck I'm doing

[meitene]

[thatfunnyblog]

Will reblog this every time. It’s in my contract with the Internet.

[pro-gay]

*sends this to all my extended family*

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cursedcatpictures]

[ithelpstodream]

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

Loose,

Footloose,

All of your feet are loose.

Feet,

Loose feet,

You’re going to lose your feet

[cursedcatimages]

[unclefather]

boo gers

[screenshotsofdespair]

[memewhore]

My anxiety.

[30-minute-memes]

Wendy’s on crack

[michellechang]

me at age 12 trying to figure out how to clear the browser history on the family computer after searching “shirtless boys” on google images

[dewgongo]

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

[kurtvile-deactivated20190625]

[chickenfarmersan]

[literallyaflame]

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(

[zsnes]

[getaroomyoumotherfucker-deactiv]

we’re beginning to recycle old content and regurgitate it to the new tumblr scene, like an ouroboros of trash and disgusting fetishes

[kant-deactivated20190908]

“dude you look different today” yeah my cocks out