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26, queer af, he/they

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sirkayleeofcamelot]

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

[thyrell]

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

[the274]

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

[evilwizard]

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

[happyliarwriter]

Wednesday… I know what you are…

It’s true tho…

Thing a real one 😔✊

Basically how it went.

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

only 6 more sleeps until christmas

[twotimestired]

Christmas is in 16 days

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[supermariomamafucker]

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[drunkenhills]

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

[savvylikeyeahhh]

freedom

[konoko]

[catasters]

[violetsandshrikes]

A Matschies tree kangaroo called Puzzle for your viewing pleasure!

[violetsandshrikes]

[noelle-ism]

pull yourself up by the jockstrap

[noelle-ism]

pull yourself up. by your boobstraps.

[noelle-ism]

[mona-ex-machina]

committing the taboo by alchemizing myself bigger tits

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[topherchris]

[comment-tube]

[thickness-protection-program]

What is cunt

Baby don't hurt me

[matchasartcha]

when cat does leg thing