Slorpio

Simone.24. Born 11th November. Well weirdness is originality too...- Mary Roach aka Mary Gilbeaux

[fairycosmos]

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

[raduyev-deactivated20150601]

[sadhailey-deactivated20141118]

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

[allisoneilishpirate]

YES

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

LOVE

[cyanopeplus]

friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”

me:

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[blizzardofjj]

Is it REALLY Tuesday…..??

[whitepeopletwitter]

[miiriya]

[thoodleoo]

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

[whitepeopletwitter]

[diarygirls]

book one harry: *loses 2 house points* oh my god they’re all going to hate me this is the biggest atrocity i have ever committed in my academic career, i have forever tarnished the reputation of gryffindor house

book six harry: *loses 70 points for gryffindor* * almost gets expelled* ask me if i give a motherfuck??

[bauliya-deactivated20170628]

Realistic character development

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

Uh…mood

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i HATE this

[youlovetoseeit]

big dick energy

[toastbutteregg]

[anxietyproblem]

[insomniareleaseme]

And still I rise.

[badjokesbyjeff]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Do y’all think before you post?

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Learning how to read was the worst mistake of my life

[you-have-rats-deactivated202110]

i wish i was jared, 19

[johnnycrass]

your vibes m’lord………