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Abandoned Acct

[thyrell]

i think yall are just pretending to have an excess of black bile so the doctors will give you more leeches

[indoorcoyote]

leeches are for treating an excess of blood. an excess of black bile is treated with mercury-based laxatives. smfh

[thyrell]

are you questioning my craft

[indoorcoyote]

yes, i am. everyone knows imbalances of different humours are solved with different treatments. leeches for blood, laxatives for black bile, emetics for yellow bile, apophlegmatisms for phlegm. it’s simple and honestly i’m ashamed that you’re disseminating misinformation like this

[lordansketil]

[saint-jolras]

Birthday Again!

Survived through another year! 19 years old! Its somewhat of a tradition for me to draw something dumb to put on my birthday cake, and I did Bioshock Infinite this year! 

[patrickthomson]

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

[mhalachai]

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

[she-who-shall-not-be-laid]

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

[dogmomdeluxe-deactivated2022062]

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[smis-happens]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[moonlit-maiden]

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….

[comradebernie-deactivated201604]

DECODING YOUR KID’S TEXTS

gtg: get the guillotine brb: beheading ruthless bourbons ttyl: the terror yields liberty lmao: louis, marie, and oppressors omg: obviously marats gone rofl: revolution of France lives wtf: where’s the fertentity swag: secretly we assassinate Girondists

[2dtraditionalanimation]

Simon Otto

[baylone]

good horse animations are so hard to come by. this set is beautiful <3

[strangesigils]

I don’t really know what people generally call this method of sigil making, so I’m just calling it “Letter Shaping” because you’re using the basic shapes from certain letters. This is the most common form of sigil making, and it allows the most creative influence. As you see above the sigils are for nearly the same thing, yet the sigils came out completely different. Not because the purpose was different, but because I approached them both a different creative way, and that’s what I like so much about this method. There’s a lot of freedom and personalization involved.

(UPDATE: Here’s a link to a guide on how to deconstruct letters down to basic shapes)

[randomcartoonbro]

@egyptian-pearl-witch

[chongoblog]

[jokin-around]

Y'know i realize jokers appearance and personality, old timey jokester in a suit, was mostly accurate for the time he was created, maybe like a decade or two off, but never really changed….

So like, Imagine a modern joker who’s just as much of a goofball as 40’s - 66 joker but wears bright neon clothes from the 80’s and 90’s and has a more modern sense of humor. Like he’s still a clown but all of his crimes play out like shitposts, he robs taco bells at midnight, get’s everywhere on a pair of heelies and orchestrated the clown epidemic of 2016

[jokin-around]

This is what his wardrobe looks like he wears nothing but rainbows because he’s Gay

[itsrazzer]

i saw this and i j ust had to

[jokin-around]

HOLY SHIT

[inspectorvalvert]

this should have been the suicide squad design tbh

[wnnbdarklord]

Thor Ragnarok - Heimdall

[alannamode]

I’m seeing a lot of folks sharing the Loki clip and Hela madness and Thor vs. Hulk but did y’all even stop to appreciate the magic that is Dreadlock Heimdall??? 

[yankee-doodle-danger]

the american high school experience

million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors

speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”

stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee

the Pacer

teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”

broken air conditioning 

classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell

“wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”

a shit ton of standardized tests

“if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”

“if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”

jeopardy

quizlet

the cha-cha slide

“mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

[everbough]

kahoot

substitute teachers that are either loved immensely or are so old their phone numbers were one number

“this is a college-level essay/class/quiz/test/assignment”

MLA format

school version of memes

art classroom floors that are always wet

“Good morning.” silence “…GOOD MORNING.” every voice replies ‘good morning’ in the same monotonous voice at the same time

“let’s start by introducing ourselves by saying your name and one thing that makes you interesting”

“are you the sub?”

morning announcements

screaming outside the classroom

“please stand for the pledge”

[gifsboom]

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

generally I love raccoons but this looks like an enemy from a Souls game

[milsae]

Stan’s Hands

[nightlifemingus]

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

[yourgoat]

[yourgoat]

[actuallygodzilla]

louise why do you have this

[yourgoat]

[railroadsoftware]

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do? Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

[tomorrowmaybehell]

<i> Versailles No Bara historically accurate cosplay dresses, from a famous Japanese dressmaking. </i>

[sdfdfwfefwsdfsdfdfsf]

antoine and i have been reading (slowly) harry potter, which i’m possibly the only person in the world whose never read it before.. check out these pix

[bobson-dugnut]