Zoë Montrose

Hockey. I write a little something sometimes, 3% Writer, 97% friendly scientist. HMU

[pokemon-personalities]

if you’re reading this, i’m putting a thought out into the world for you. a hope that whatever’s worrying you works out in your favor, that a happy moment comes your way, and that you have a heartwarming reason to smile tonight

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[threedollarsdotcom]

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

[maybe-seggy-will-be-our-always]

[official-german-puns]

Bin ich der einzige, der einfach keinen Bock mehr hat? So generell.

[citadelofthestars]

Everyone, please tell me something good that happened for you in 2025 - doesn't matter how big or small!

[dilftanger]

when you eat a candy cane do you start with

the long end

the short end

other????

Voting ended onDec 16, 2025

[clowngames]

I want to own a house and have a garden in the back and a fruit tree in front and I want to tell the neighborhood kids that they can come pick the fruits when they want as long as they leave some for others, and I want to host dinners for friends and make too much food and make everyone go home with some leftovers, and I want to grow vegetables in my garden and beg my neighbors to take all this zucchini off my hands or I'll have to eat zucchini for every meal for the next few months, and I want to give and feed and love but I need more goddamn money first

[clowngames]

If this post gets 1k notes I'll start a vegetable garden in my tiny apartment balcony

[remspeedwagon]

this is the funniest tag I've ever seen

[perfectquote]

“True happiness comes only by making others happy.”

— David O. Mckay

[nonametis]

Blame it on the goalie weirdness, i guess?

[sregnarkroywen]

[weedplantar]

Personality test, is 80f/26c too hot for you?

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[louferrignojrofficial]

LOU FERRIGNO JR as JOSH A PLACE CALLED HOLLYWOOD - 1x01

[top-cheese]

anyway. id like that player more if i had to hear about him less.

[cinephiliaisnotadisease]

[junglejim4322]

What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly

[junglejim4322]

I expected Americans without another discernible cultural background to answer this with regional American dishes im getting taken out by people just saying stuff like “burger” and “mcdonalds”

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.

For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.

Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?