[instantoatmeal]

Does anyone have a copy of the fanfiction The Perfect Storm by Comet96? I downloaded the fanfiction.net archive from archive.org but it's not there and am currently downloading the ao3 stuff but my laptop is slow so its gonna take a hot minute before Ill be able to go through it to see if its in there. So if anybody has it, I'd be so appreciative if you could share it with me.

Edit: found out it was published December 2015 and was deleted sometime before may 2018, im trying to narrow down the deletion date more though. So I guess if anybody has any hunger games saved from within that timeline, id be grateful if you checked for it!

[instantoatmeal]

Bro toby said 'im joining the police force to help you' then proceeds to become the most unhelpful person ever lmao like bitch did you forget why you joined up in the first place?

[modern-politics111]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm not a religious person, I don't believe in spiritualism or magic, but man I want this to be real.

[depsidase]

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[netscapenavigator-official]

The “average autistic person pays zero taxes” factoid is actually a statistical error. The average autistic person actually pays over ten thousand dollars in taxes per year. Emerald Mine Elon, who is a billionaire and regularly commits tax evasion, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[plaguedbysanity]

🎶🎵 Mm, don’t like this post 🎵🎶

[instantoatmeal]

How did they get that corset on Spencer without seeing the finger bones lol

[instantoatmeal]

Bro why was Paige acting like A would suddenly leave Emily and the girls alone if only they stopped communicating with Ali? Like A was tormenting them long before they knew Alison was alive. Being like 'I cant let A make you do this' from the get go as if if it was A, she wouldnt be making A incredibly angry at Emily for not doing her bidding and possibly putting an even bigger target on Emilys back if she was being threatened with something to do it. I cant believe Emily even bought that shit about her just being concerned that Emily being in contact with Ali when A was out there was her big problem, that was always 100% hatred and jealousy. And Emily is an idiot for even thinking about believing that, especially since Alison did that to her so many times

[aphroditestummyrolls]

Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

[aphroditestummyrolls]

If you could help me spread awareness about this by reblogging, I’d really appreciate it.

[roastedmoose]

I’ve had this post on insta saved for sometime ❤️

[urban-bike-cryptid-deactivated2]

[Text Description: “Hey! Reminder: Eskimo is a slur. It means ‘snow eaters’ in Cree and is a slur against Inuit . Also don’t use ‘Eskimo kisses’. It’s called Kunik. It is a greeting mostly used for family… Kunik was how I’d greet my mom and grandmother as a small child.” /TD]

[vickytokio]

Rebloging for the awareness and especially for the alternative words

[anarchopuppy]

And so people who are just learning this now know the proper usage: “Inuit” is plural. The singular is “Inuk”, as in “he is an Inuk”

[theconcealedweapon]

Yet again, "pro life" and "protect our children" are proven to have been lies this entire time.

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[lilyblisslys]

insane comparison, thank you Guillermo

[dee-the-red-witch]

Shelley absolutely would've fucking loved that comparison.

[punkitt-is-here]

[instantoatmeal]

Freakier Friday was cute but I have one complaint;

Why did they have Jake be obsessed with Tess still?

They established at the end of Freaky Friday that Jake was only attracted to Tess bc he thought she had Anna's personality. He then dated Anna and one would assume he would've spent time around Tess so he would know how she actually is, which would've killed the attraction. Just felt like it didnt make much sense and that there were other routes to have gone with him than that. It kinda killed the vibe for me tbh.

[thecommaconstellation]

Today Israel killed beloved journalist Anas al-Sharif. May he be the light of Revolution.