...

[hydro-homies]

Plants, the OG hydrohomies

[maaarine]

[mallshoggoth]

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

[just-another-emo-perspective]

another quality post written by god or a ghost

[catchymemes]

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[sasrinthekobold]

meow

[baka-dot-exe]

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

[martindykewood]

being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi

[animalwoonz]

[lisbonsteresa]

i’ve missed them

+

[precision-instrument]

Man, remember when we cared about our themes? I haven’t checked my theme in at least three years. Is the html broken? Has it been ripped to shreds by formatting changes? Boy I sure hope so. I want this shithole to be as inaccessible and ugly as possible

[untexting]

[lesbianboboberens]

tbh can’t wait until women collectively just snap

[fallopian]

next thursday? wanna all just snap next thursday ladies? i’ll put it in my planner

[subcorax]

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

[olliren-blog]

[akiglancy-deactivated20200123]

gayest sport on earth

[iridescentsenpai]

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

[iseewhatyoudidier-deactivated20]

WHAT

[hayleyzorel]

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

[casey-jane-lewis]

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

[boredbaristasblog]

why is he putting his hand in his pants

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

[mystraknits-deactivated20160402]

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

[fruityrudys]

guys they oil each other up  im crying here 

[onecrazycanuck]

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

[gekaidaimonmichiko]

Some guy, having stumbled upon 2 of his close friends locked in a heated embrace, covered in oil, with their hands in each other’s pants: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing?!

Gay dude about to make up Turkish oil wrestling: Oh, haven’t you heard?

[catasters]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

notre dame students walk out on pence during his speech at their graduation

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

[brujofeo]

This should’ve been more students tbh

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

[dangerous-tangerine]

SCP