an object in rectilinear motion

20s my pronouns are your pronouns header is strike of the ballerinas by nicolaas van der waay

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get your freake on

[kristina100000]

my daughters ILoveCheesecake and ILoveTiramisu will need to take some time with the dessert menu, if you dont mind. and i will take *applies hand cream* a shot of Jameson and a caprese sandwich.. i like it very hot i love when the cheese melts and its so yummy yum *opens my margaritifera shell purse to put the hand cream back in* thank you honey pie take your time.

[everyteenager4free1]

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just had the most bizarre attempted pick-up experience ever. he asked to talk to me then stared with his mouth open like a fish for like ten seconds and then i asked if he was petitioning for something, he said no and attempted to get my number, i said i had a boyfriend and he literally slunk away looney tunes style. also he had no eyebrows

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he’s so sweet i might throw up

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making the boy listen to olde english madrigals and folk songs at ely cathedral i’m sick and twisted

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i’m like the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl. steady giant nightmare girl

[halseyoungod]

Halsey and Avan Jogia for Halloween 2025, photographed by Sarah Pardini

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tried to say the phrase “my boyfriend” and couldn’t get it out because it was so offensive to my principles

[sreegs]

i dont think this is a tumblr user exclusive problem but i do see it here more than elsewhere. and if you're learning english as a second language this does not apply to you: if you find out you're pronouncing something wrong, using the wrong word for a different meaning, or just don't understand what a word means, just quietly learn and correct yourself in the future. "language is evolving, you're a prescriptivist!!" is something that matters to groups of language speakers at large, and takes place over long periods of time. it does not apply to when you don't know the difference between "yay", "yea", and "yeah"

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clocking in for the bimonthly migraine

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candide = bad end higurashi

[videolottery]

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

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i think people imagine my parents as a different type of crazy than they are when i say i wasn’t allowed to play video games or watch movies or listen to modern music growing up

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talking real loud and standing in the middle of walkways bc i’m in love :)

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i am about to learn magical gathering

[soulofjuche]