relax i dont bite

funny stuff

[babyanimalgifs]

This dog didn’t recognise his owner who lost 50 pounds after 5 weeks in a hospital until he sniffed him.

[shibari-babe-deactivated2018120]

PURE 😢😢😢

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care

While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of treatment could cost more than a border wall, the Mexican President warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

The war on drugs is rooted in racist policies . The failure of the war and drugs is obvious. We need to find a better solution, because people of color should never be the victims of racist policies. White Americans are more likely than black Americans to have used most kinds of illegal drugs, including cocaine and LSD. Yet blacks are far more likely to go to prison for marijuana, which is not a hard drug. Moreover , even when white people get caught , they get less time in prison. 

[dealanexmachina]

…is that Rachael Leigh Cook, the same actress who did the original anti-drug ad when she was a teenager?

[ruffboi-mags]

It is indeed.

[cozza-frenzy]

She grew up, realized she’d been exploited to further a racist government agenda, and turned around to bite the hand that feeds. Awesome.

[kedreeva]

[Source] [Convict Collars]

[txpokes]

Because saving kitties is important.

[viperas]

This is a freakn’ wonderful idea and needs to be spread around to let people know.

[ofcowardiceandkings]

thanks yahoo for this urgent news

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[darkestnighthour]

Beyoncé in the studio recording “Partition”

[anxiousblackho]

LMFAOOO I can’t stop watching this

[sparklemichele]

This woman!!! ❤❤

[notjustanotherrobert-deactivate]

She gives me life 😍

[blowyourhorn-deactivated2021051]

Wow she’s adorable

[lllllllllll-llllllll-deactivate]

oh no

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

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[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[tommy-siegel]

Doodle request: “Something you hope not to find in a Pringles can.”

Ah SHIT I got another one with whoever-the-hell-this-guy-is inside

[momma-crow]

Dear gods that’s terrifying

[toomuchperfume]

Mr. Pringles Coming Out of His Well to Shame Mankind

[thetrippytrip]

We asked you not to catcall.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

[finalposs]

@mmmskulljuice

[mmmskulljuice]

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

[mrbeefgnaw]

“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

[kodaksnacks-blog]

😂😂😂 why he do that poor baby like that

[unwinona]

I just added ten years to my life by watching this

TURN THE SOUND ON JUST DO IT

[theladytrickster]

These things are fuckin lethal man, I went on one a couple years ago and it felt like my legs were just swept out from under me

[fomysquad]

Reach out to their employers

[nevaehtyler]

boost da hell outta this!!

[bellygangstaboo]

Reblog if you agree.

[thetrippytrip]

We asked you not to catcall.

[profeminist]

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James Cameron Trashes Wonder Woman As “Step Backward” And “Objectified” 

Jesus, James Cameron, Just Shut the F**k Up, OK?

Update: “Anti-objectification” James Cameron: “Right from the beginning I said, “She’s got to have tits,” even though that makes no sense becuase her race, the Na’vi, aren’t placental mammals.”

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