Anguished Screams of Uncertainty

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGH

[toshio]

y’all remember when avatar kyoshi did THAT?

[mrbenibo]

Team Avatar: Kyoshi isn’t a killer

Kyoshi:

[iggycamdon]

[mysharona1987]

[guerrillatech]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[drunkenssoldier]

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

[whatamitoyou]

ah, the duality

[cementforbones-deactivated20171]

me making coffee: this going to fix everything.

[valtsv]

anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you

[davvngwa]

You just want a dragon

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

Well of course I want a fucking dragon

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

the difference between crowley and aziraphale is that crowley would jump in front of a bullet for aziraphale whereas aziraphale would literally kill anyone who dared to point a gun at crowley

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

crowley: i would die for you

aziraphale: shut the fuck up that’s not happening

[degenerate-perturbation]

Spiritually this is true but textually when somebody pointed a gun at Crowley Aziraphale turned it into a water pistol and was embarrassed about it. Then he got pied in the face.

The lesson here is that Aziraphale and Crowley are way too huge a pair of losers to do anything as cool and dramatic as kill or die for each other.

[amargedom]

“In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about again. But you do.”

— C.S. Lewis (via amortizing)

[redtearstonering]

do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention

[redtearstonering]

i just realized ive never met a woman whos been named the exact same as their parent and i feel like that has to do with the fact that men are obsessed with themselves and their Lineage or whatever the fuck

[atiredhedgehog]

The current queen of england is literally named Elizabeth II

[bunniope]

monarchs dont count as people

[emma-d-klutz]

me, tentatively, afraid to get my hopes up

[flippyspoon]

update: horse says he would like to have the horse catcher executed

[galaxianbitch]

[lokischocolatefountain]

[jollygreengiantveggies]

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

[yugirimistwalker]

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

[argumate]

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

[unpatchedglitch]

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

[argumate]

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

[nowscience-blog]

Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

[captocie]

witness them

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

[fictionalcharactersaremyreality]

i cannot stress this enough

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[jaunes-hoodie]

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]