I’m actually Big Bird

The name's Callie and I like to sleep with socks on (he/him | poly | demiflux? transmasc? | demi/pansexual?) Insta: @callie_31401

[animentality]

[tempestbunny]

i love being a switch like yes i am so cozy and soft and pretty for you but i also want to make you whine and whine until you’re begging me to cum

[dykekarkat]

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

[raccoonmilf]

Would someone know if they got bit by a bat?

Generally unless they are sleeping or a baby sorry I’m at lady Gaga and on shrooms right now get if you have concerns call your local health department

[dollbodydoesoul891]

[genderhugger]

the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[alleesaur]

a few more quick doodles, for fun

[alleesaur]

mythical duo edition - jackalope and wolpertinger

[t00thpasteface]

i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

[gouinisme]

learning a lot about men on the dash today

[dumbpuppyfag]

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

[little-ponys-deactivated2026010]

I want peace, orgasms and someone who writes texts back

[marisatomay]

It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

[segamascott]

[maykitz]

a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[hiveswap]

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

[xiaguangmagpie]

Yes actually I will not shut up about how these foods are from the Americas/cultivated by the people there, and did NOT exist in Asia, Africa or Europe before the 1490s, there was an absolute food revolution going on in the 1500s. Whatever you think is traditional food for your country? Check again, you’ve maybe only been using that ingredient for maybe 500 years. Here is the full list of crops, it is very interesting :))

[mitskiesque]

they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)