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Youāre not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.
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A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something calledĀ āNorwegian Christmas butter squares.ā Iād never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies Iād eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic.Ā
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that Iāve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - theyāre fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. Iām skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day.Ā
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13ā³ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy. Ā Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour.Ā
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.
So I tried this recipe.
And it is GREAT.
It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them theyāre sugar cookie bars.
Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt
I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Letās see how long they last with six people in the house!
Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably wonāt do a grocery shopping till the weekend).
The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Havenāt tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.
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Iāve been putting up some of my characters for adoption, as I tend to create and then they sit around and never get used XD so these gals are currently up for a loving home! First come first serve. DM for interest. I will mark when they are claimed! <3 You can also find them on Twitter
These gals and pals are still available to a loving home <3Ā
D&D 5e PTSD Table
A while ago, I decided that I want to play a character with PTSD. Unfortunately, published D&D offers little in the way of mechanics for this beyond the infamous Madness table, so I sat down and made a simple d6 table myself. And because I figured this might be useful to someone else, Iām now sharing it with yāall.
Disclaimer: These reactions are not exhaustive nor universal, and might not fit every character with PTSD. I specifically drew on PTSD seen in war veterans for this. If your character went through some other traumatic event, they may only display some of these reactions.
How to use: I personally use a Wisdom saving throw that can be repeated at the end of the characterās turn for this, but Intelligence or Charisma would work just as well. Also, I recommend creating a list of triggers sorted by severity to inform the DC of the saving throw to use in conjunction with this. If the player explains a coping mechanism the character has learned, or the character has in-game aid by an ally, you could award advantage on this saving throw. Itās really up to DM and player discretion.
Anyway, without much further ado, the table in question (click here to view on Homebrewery):
[ID: A random rolling table for D&D 5e, titled āPTSD Effects Tableā. The table has three columns: ād6ā³, āreactionā, and āeffectā.
1. Grief: Crushing grief overwhelms you as you relive painful memories. You are incapacitated.
2: Fear. You are overcome by fear. You must use your full movement to flee from the source of your trigger. You have disadvantage on attack rolls, but advantage on ability checks using Strength, Dexterity, or Constitution.Ā
3: Rage. Rage fuels your attacks. You have advantage on melee weapon attack rolls, but because you neglect your defense, enemies have advantage on all attack rolls against you.Ā
4: Tunnel Vision. You zero in on a specific task or goal, ignoring all other events around you. You have disadvantage on ability checks and saving throws using Intelligence, Wisdom or Charisma, but gain advantage on Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution ability checks related to your goal.Ā
5: Paranoia. Worry about hidden threats makes you anxious. You have disadvantage on all ability checks as you become jittery, but advantage on Perception checks used to detect threats.Ā
6: Confusion. You have difficulty telling friend from foe as hallucinations haunt you. You must use your turn to attack the nearest creature to you.
End ID.]