Hogwarts Houses Friendships ❤💛💚💙

Mainly Hufflepuff x Slytherin posts

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: We’ll handle this the way we always do.

Gryffindor: Brute strength?

Slytherin: Almost dying?

Hufflepuff: No and no. By sticking together and never giving up.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: *gives Slytherin water*

Slytherin: Thanks. What’s this for?

Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw told me you get thirsty around me.

Slytherin: *spits out drink*

[hogwartshousefriends]

Gryffindor: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Slytherin: Not if they consent to it.

Ravenclaw: Depends on who you’re stabbing.

Hufflepuff: yES????

[hogwartshousefriends]

Slytherin: What is happening?

Gryffindor: I think we are about to hug.

Slytherin: Should we?

Gryffindor: A siren’s call is beckoning us to embrace. We shan’t ignore her.

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Kidnapper: We have your chi-

Hufflepuff: [Already suited up and ready to “kill”] RaVenClaW???

Kidnapper: No the one who pulled a fancy gun on me.

Hufflepuff: Slytherin???

Kidnapper: They yelled “I won’t hesitate bitch!”

Hufflepuff: oH mY gOD tHeY hAve gRYFFINDOR

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Ravenclaw: I think i need a hug….

Hufflepuff: Good thing I’m hug shaped!

[45 minutes later]

Ravenclaw: You….you can let go now

Hufflepuff: [determined to show Raven they’re loved] Absolutely I can not.

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Slytherin: This cookie is too sweet and isn’t even fully baked. If I had to rate this, it would be a three-

Hufflepuff: I made these myself

Slytherin: out of three

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Hufflepuff: how are we gonna get in?

Gryffindor: don’t worry. We have magic.

Gryffindor: [smashes window]

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Slytherin: what’s the hardest thing for you to say?

Gryffindor: I was wrong

Ravenclaw: I need help

Hufflepuff: Worcestershire sauce

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Gryffindor: I have one emotion, and it’s anger

Ravenclaw: Last night you drunk texted me a hundred heart emojis

Gryffindor: Out of anger

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Gryffindor: My friend, Slytherin, Likes to check in every so often and make sure I’m doing okay

Gryffindor: And if I am they try to fuck everything up

[anotherqueerfilledwithfear]

Ravenclaw: Everybody know what we’re doing?

Hufflepuff: In general or in the plan?

Ravenclaw: In the plan, huff.

Hufflepuff: Oh, phew.

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[hogwartshousefriends]

Hufflepuff: Do you trust me?

Gryffindor: Duh. Of course.

Hufflepuff: Great I need you to stick this puppy in your coat.

Gryffindor: Isn’t this Slytherin’s?

Hufflepuff: You said you trusted me.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Ravenclaw: Are you always this mean?

Slytherin: Actually, this is me being nice.

[slytherin-sarcasm]

Slytherin: I want someone to take me out

Ravenclaw: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?

Slytherin: Surprise me

[shit-overheard-at-hogwarts]

Slytherin: Can you do that thing?

Hufflepuff: What thing?

Slytherin: You know, the thing that makes me happy

Hufflepuff: Oh! *smiles*

Slytherin: ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ