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Japanese print ad for the pink edition of the Game Boy Pocket, featuring Princess Peach.

Disney keeps making movies about evil corporations that exploit people but they’re the evil corporation that exploits people

SO in order to maintain my status as a ‘homestuck blog’. I just want to say that I started reading the epilogues but got about to the part where dirk takes over the narrative before I basically went ‘nah this is stupid’ and stopped

For all intents and purposes I have now replaced ‘canon’ in my head with my own damn stabdads-centric urban magic au and its going to stay that way

#kat noises #basically I don’t wanna finish reading the epilogue #I didn’t enjoy it #it wasn’t fun #idk maybe it’s a commentary on hussies mindset/etc.#That towards the end hs just stopped being #fun #and meta in fun ways #and felt like a good experience to consume #and became like stupid nihilistic/doesn’t feel fun to interact with #basically Canon Is Dead My (Midnight) City Now

ya-gurl-emily

garbage-empress

😳 what if we accidentally kissed 😳

in the garage 🙈

catlips001

My dad said ok but not to touch his power tools or else I’m grounded

garbage-empress

😳😳what if we accidentally knocked over his 20 year old cordless drill while kissing in the garage 🙈

catlips001

*cries while kissing* I'MSOGONNAGETGROUNDEDFORTHIS

garbage-empress

😳🙈what if this was all a dream and you woke up in your bed ungrounded and everything was fine? 😳

catlips001

THEKISSWASN'TREAL

draconicbinky

@dykitten

quibbs

we’re allowed to post the full pieces now, so here’s my piece for the @rosemarriedalbum :D!!!!!

dankmemeuniversity

grootpoepjeplasjehoofd

biff-donderglutes

KILL

harpyhormones

just a heads up the person who made this comment is not actually a landlord, works a part time retail job, and left this comment in that group as a joke

malethotjob-deactivated20210402

yassmines

me and all my friends take turns using our 1 brain cell the way the fates all shared that one eyeball like

lordpipimi

Smol kitty

#TOO SMALL!!!!#NO!!!!!!

corporation-cats

notentirely

no idea if this is true, but it feels true

pleasedontsqueezetheshhh

I heard an interview, can’t remember the psychologist, but he was explaining this idea and encouraging people to stop and take a deep breath and literally drink in small moments like you’re a dryass plant when something is ever satisfactory, positive, mildly successful, randomly joyful so your brain can code and integrate that experience because our natural lizard brain will quickly tape over it with mostly unnecessary negative survival shit. Sounds dumb and dorky but sometimes I remember this when I’m feeling good about a moment because our cave brains are still catching up with modern life without sabertooths. I like that it’s not just a pollyanna gosh just be more positive thing but more of a legit brain wiring phenomenon can be gradually hacked through small behavioral changes.