""B-I-C-T-H""

[ruinedchildhood]

this show is savage

[sunfortune]

my oily ass skin: *reflects light* 

me: wow look at that highlight

[raychjackson]

[dreamjerky]

[maliciaous]

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

[twims]

stuff like “rip in peace” “btw the way” “stfu up” are hilarious to me regardless of if its done on purpose in fact i think its funnier when its on purpose idk

[nicerpost-deactivated20160911]

and wtf the fuck

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

Important Msg

say tuna sub backwards

[kira-yvkimura]

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”

2: “Black.”

[cheesekneesandbees]

I swear to god this is the purest thing

[obviousplant]

My neighbors just received this flyer in their mailboxes. See more dads here!

[sucka99]

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

[nevaehtyler]

Why aren’t we talking about this??!!

[destinyrush]

this is important!

[black-geek-supremacy]

We know why.

[gothicprep]

[geniesinabottle]

when someone you don’t know has you blocked

[iamded-blog]

I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.

[iamded-blog]

Yeah so

Yep okay

Sorry mail person

[oomshi]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOOO

[naomiminx13-blog]

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO it got better

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[ovoxdreamville]

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

[mvddsociety]

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

[realityislife-deactivated201710]

Yesssss

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

💀💀💀💀

[chocolatemain]

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

[jozifiv]

Wait this made me laugh

[igotthemusic]

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh god 😂😂😂

[introvincent-deactivated2019041]

Originally posted by cratermania

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

[mindoflarks]

^^^ really tho lol

[cosmic-noir]

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

[tinypusa]

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg

[simonehaley]

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

[opsimath-deactivated20200208]

Now i can reblog it

[fuckwahtyuthink]

LMAOO

[neverbeensimpleminded]

Even better …. Keep adding on

[sipnsyphe]

lmao omg

[princessbitch007]

When best friend finds out and comes for revenge

[kwen-tin]

They get it!!

[sheabutterpapi]

I will never be this cool and it hurts.

[fonzworthcutlass]

damn man.

[lolsomeone-actually]

Yooooooo