Stuff coming soon.

I'm here, there and everywhere.

[internetsampler]

Maybe the reason why there aren't any vampires is the fact that garlic is in pretty much everything.

Think about it, what's one of the main seasonings in cooking? Garlic powder. Best pasta side dish? Garlic bread. Look at any bag of chips. What do they use to add flavor? Garlic.

There's so much garlic in our bodies that vampires can't even get close to suck our blood and they can't get any other nourishment because everything has garlic in it. It's like it started as a deterrent, but everyone realized it actually tasted really good. So we just put it in all our food to solve too problems in one.

[parkayquarts]

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

[amydaily]

192

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Wilhelm Kuhnert (German, 1865–1926), "Rock Dove, Wood Pigeon, European Turtle Dove, and a Pouter Pigeon"

[lilacsmothership]

Help a broke trans girl afford food: Update

Hi everyone, an overdue update on Lyn's situation for yall: she's still jobless, though temporarily staying with another friend who is helping take care of their needs and hunt for work. Thank you immensely for the continuing support and shares! It's a real lifeline for her in the current job market.

As before, I'm mirroring her plea from Bluesky because unfortunately she has very little audience or reach, and no presence on Tumblr. Lyn is an intersex Latina trans woman, jungle musician & comedy streamer, who has been out of work for a while and stuck couchsurfing on the cusp of homelessness. Please consider throwing her some support on their Patreon, every little bit helps! Here's their original graphic to explain:

Thank you again!

[crownsandbishops]

Draw Yuki bunny from Sins of the Flesh trailer

( I've been wanting to draw this for awhile now, please consider Yuki, Nana and Fleeb but they're all sisters, with Yuki as the oldest and Fleeb as the youngest)

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

it was called ninteno 64 because there were only 64 of them

[rainbowgazes-archive]

it was called nintendo 64 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

[iamoutofideas]

it was called the n64 because it was made in 1964

[mediumsizedboy]

It was called the Nintendo 64 because it’s Nintendo’s 64th console

[metroidprime2-echoes]

It was called the N64 because of its 64 bit processor, which was capable processing 3 dimensional graphics, which was the main selling point of the console, due to the rarity of 3D systems at the time

[diesetdown]

It was called th N64 because the souls of the original 64 Nintendo employees are trapped inside it.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

it was called ninteno 64 because you can install up to 64 games into it

[grandmaestheticc-deactivated201]

it was called ninteno 64 because it took 64 people to hold the controller

[drcyan]

it was called ninteno 64 because it was to honor the 64 employees that died making it

[dunkleosteusssss]

it was called ninteno 64 because you could only play it from the hours of 6am-4pm

[rannorkiki]

It was called Nintendo 64 because you could only play it for​ 64 hours before it self-destructed.

[voguethehousedown-deactivated20]

It was called Nintendo 64 because it’s 64 calories

[crustofjustice]

It was called Nintendo 64 because it weighed in at 64 metric tons

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

It was called Nintendo 64 because it was 64 pages long

[taiga-fujimura-official]

it’s called the nintendo 64 because you turn 64 degrees and walk away

[rbthemad]

It’s called the nintendo 64 because Miyamoto is 64 years old

[been-there-pun-that]

This is like the most ridiculous multiple choice test ever

[craftyjellyfishcat]

[hokkoinu]

Thank you community day!

[sectoniaapologist]

A family can be many things.

Like two chinchillas that used to be one chinchilla, for example.

[artsylgstyles]

Visit Original Link

I found this comic by @sectoniaapologist and I really wanted to dub it! I love seeing interpretations of Fecto Elfilis being redeemed ^^

I've never come across a female Fecto before, so hopefully my own voice will do! It was a neat departure from the norm since I've always seen Fecto (Forgo and Elfilis) as a masculine character. Plus I barely ever get to voice any evil characters!! XD

I definitely didn't just copy @villainsvoice's whole inflection noooo that'd be craaaazyyyyyy

Both characters voiced by me 🩵🩵

[bakesforsport]

you get another one because i love to draw mushy fanart of dark games

[markipliermilkingmutual]

Hold rat gently... like hamboagrer

[citrispace]

POMBON!!!

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[alien-bottle]

HAPPY DELTARUNE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!!

[dizzyspells-art]

had to update alinas ref purely bc she needed to be fatter. find her on artfight!

[canonkiller]

eat drink sleep play

[canonkiller]

you are being cared about!! what do you earn by rejecting it!!

[canonkiller]

Three times for charm, or something like that. Get your shit checked out, save your life.

[canonkiller]

this picks up in notes every so often so a summary of my answers to those things:

Q: I love how the quality degrades with each reply!

A: yeah my body was going into organ failure I didn't have much in me for art. which is why I made the post lol

Q: I can't rest / take care of myself I have something I HAVE to do first

A: you will get there faster and less destructively if you are taking care of yourself. rest doesn't mean "I need a full week of doing absolutely nothing" by default. give yourself a half hour to actually relax. even ten minutes. there are inevitably windows of time in your life that you are dedicating to stressing out about what you're not doing. use that time to do what you can to be gentle with yourself. and when you have the option to treat yourself, do so.

Q: I don't know what my problem is but I'm sure there is one because what the fuck else could it be I feel like shit all of the time

A: get your iron and vitamin levels checked. start taking a multivitamin. try removing gluten or dairy from your diet (replace them with other things!! this is not weight loss!!) and see if anything improves because secret intolerances can develop and make you feel like garbage. if you notice it worse with specific foods, try leaving those out as well and cross reference ingredients. get one physical hobby even if it's something simple like making paper airplanes sometimes. ask for help when needed. seek help when needed. clean your water bottle (all of it, really) and replace your toothbrush. push to get the treatment you need I know that it sucks and I know that doctors will be jerks about it but figuring out what's wrong has to matter more and I'm sorry I don't have any tips for making that easier. try compression socks and a shower chair. keep wearing a mask. I love you and you'll figure this out. I'm serious about the dietary change checks though celiac is a bastard and gluten is in fucking everything. get used to googling ingredients. itll work out.